BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0004

Passion Bath Potion

£10

BATH BOMB SET

You spent forty minutes drafting a text that was supposed to sound casual. This took considerably less effort and works better.

Somewhere a message sat half-typed for forty minutes: too keen, then not keen enough, then deleted entirely and started again. This potion took considerably less effort and arrives with far more confidence. Ylang ylang goes thick and floral, lemon and orange cut straight through the middle, and the water does more of the persuading than four drafts and a strategically placed emoji ever managed.

Type Bath potion

Formats Bomb set · 350g bag · 7kg sack

Scent Ylang ylang, lemon & orange

Feel Warm, floral, confident

Bomb set · 350g · 7kg

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THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON

A ylang ylang, lemon and orange bath potion from Lather Lagoon, sold as a set of three bath bombs, a 350 gram kraft pouch of sea-salt soak, or a 7 kilogram hessian sack. It is built for atmosphere and indulgence, not for any guaranteed effect on anyone else's feelings: heavy floral ylang ylang meets a clean, bright citrus cut from lemon and orange, and the water turns warm and faintly theatrical. Drop a bomb in whole and let it dissolve into colour and scent, or scoop two to three teaspoons of the salt soak into the running water.

Ylang ylang, lemon and orange, sent without four drafts.

WHAT IT IS

What it's actually like

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Ylang ylang

Orange

Lemon

Warm, thick water

The fourth draft

What it gets up to

Heavy ylang ylang up front, lemon and orange cutting through the middle. Built for atmosphere and nerve, not for anyone else's response.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Chloride, Cananga Odorata, Citrus Limonum, Citrus Sinensis, Limonene, Linalool, Benzyl Benzoate, Benzyl Salicylate, Farnesol, Citral, Geraniol, Benzyl Alcohol, Eugenol, CI 18050, CI 16255

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene, Linalool, Benzyl Benzoate, Benzyl Salicylate, Farnesol, Citral, Geraniol, Benzyl Alcohol, Eugenol. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

Confidence, pre-loaded

Kept for the evening that needed a bit of nerve and didn't want to draft a text to find it.

A bright cut through the heavy

Lemon and orange stop the ylang ylang turning heavy-handed, keeping the whole bath lively rather than cloying.

An evening with atmosphere

Warm, thick-smelling water does more of the persuading than any carefully worded message.

The unsent-draft soak

For whoever decided a bath was easier than a fourth attempt at the perfect message.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

PASSION for evenings with an agenda

INDULGE for treating yourself like a guest you actually like

FROM THE KEEPERS

How to use it

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Bath bomb set: run a warm bath and drop one bomb in whole. Let it fizz all the way out before you get in.
Salt soak (350g pouch or 7kg sack): scoop two to three teaspoons into the water as it runs and swirl until dissolved.
Soak while the water stays warm. No further drafting required.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external bath use only. Formats differ: the bath bomb set fizzes out fully in the water before you get in; the 350g pouch or 7kg sack salt soak uses 2 to 3 teaspoons dissolved in running water. Avoid contact with eyes; rinse well with clean water if it happens. Keep out of reach of children and pets. The bath and floor can be slippery once salt or fizz residue is in the water, so take care getting in and out. Contains fragrance (Limonene, Linalool, Benzyl Benzoate, Benzyl Salicylate, Farnesol, Citral, Geraniol, Benzyl Alcohol, Eugenol); if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE PERPETUAL DRAFTERFOR THE ONE WHO DRAFTS FOR FORTY MINUTESFour attempts, one deleted emoji, still not sent. Give them something that does the persuading instead.Sent, effectively, without typing a word.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE ONE WITH PLANSFOR THE ONE PLANNING SOMETHINGThey've booked the evening and rehearsed the opening line. Send the bath that does half the atmosphere for them.Atmosphere, pre-loaded.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE HEAVY-FLORAL LOYALISTFOR THE ONE WHO LOVES A HEAVY FLORALYlang ylang this thick is not for the timid. They will know exactly what they're getting.Correctly, gloriously overwhelming.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone hoping this replaces an actual conversation. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

The text took forty minutes and still so

Somewhere a phone sat glowing with a message rewritten four times: too keen, then not keen enough, deleted, restarted. Passion skips the drafting entirely. Ylang ylang goes thick and floral, lemon and orange cut clean through the middle, and the water carries all the confidence the message was still working up to.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Ylang ylang goes heavy and floral, lemon and orange cut clean through the middle.” — the entire official entry. The Desk considers it sufficient.

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Leave the salt. Type it again.

Go back to the message that's been sitting half-finished for forty minutes, too keen, then not keen enough. Or drop the bomb, scoop the salt, and let ylang ylang, lemon and orange do the persuading instead. From nine pounds fifty. Bomb set, 350g pouch, or 7kg sack.

You wanted the nerve, not the draft. Here it is.

LATHER LAGOON

Passion Bath Potion · Bath Bomb Set £10

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