BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0005

Wake Up Bath Potion

£10

BATH BOMB SET

Somebody on the surface is filming themselves getting into an ice bath at five in the morning. This is the version with hot water and self-respect.

Somewhere on the surface, mornings became a competitive sport: cold plunges, five o'clock alarms, a camera propped up to film the suffering. This potion offers the sharp, bright wake-up smell without the actual cold water. Grapefruit cuts fast, peppermint reads cold without being cold, may chang lifts through the middle. Warm water. No ice. No camera.

Type Bath potion

Formats Bomb set · 350g bag · 7kg sack

Scent Grapefruit, peppermint & may chang

Feel Sharp, bright, warm not cold

Bomb set · 350g · 7kg

SMALL-BATCH FREE UK OVER £50 UK DISPATCH

THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON

A grapefruit, peppermint and may chang bath potion from Lather Lagoon, sold as a set of three bath bombs, a 350 gram kraft pouch of sea-salt soak, or a 7 kilogram hessian sack. It is built to feel bright and sharp, not to guarantee any effect on alertness or energy: grapefruit cuts fast and citrus-bitter, peppermint reads cool on the skin without any actual cold water involved, and may chang lifts underneath like the smell of a genuinely good morning. Drop a bomb into warm running water and let it dissolve, or scoop two to three teaspoons of the salt soak in as the tap runs.

Grapefruit, peppermint and may chang, no cold plunge required.

WHAT IT IS

What it's actually like

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Grapefruit

Peppermint

May chang

Warm bright water

Actual ice

What it gets up to

Grapefruit cuts sharp, peppermint reads cool without the cold, may chang lifts through. A bright, citrus-mint morning bath, kept warm throughout.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Chloride, Citrus Paradisi, Mentha Arvensis, Litsea Cubeba, Limonene, Citral, Linalool, Geraniol, Citronellol, CI 19140

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene, Citral, Linalool, Geraniol, Citronellol. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

A sharp start, no suffering

Kept for the person who wants alert without cold water anywhere near them.

Bright citrus, properly warm

Grapefruit and peppermint read sharp on the nose while the water stays reliably warm on the skin.

A morning worth having

May chang lifts the whole bath into something that smells like a genuinely good start.

The un-filmed morning

For the ordinary start that needed sharpening, not an audience.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

ENERGY for mornings that start without consent

FOCUS for one thing at a time

FROM THE KEEPERS

How to use it

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Bath bomb set: run a warm bath and drop one bomb in whole. Let it fizz all the way out before you get in.
Salt soak (350g pouch or 7kg sack): scoop two to three teaspoons into the water as it runs and swirl until dissolved.
Soak in warm water, not cold. That was rather the point.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external bath use only. Formats differ: the bath bomb set fizzes out fully in the water before you get in; the 350g pouch or 7kg sack salt soak uses 2 to 3 teaspoons dissolved in running water. Avoid contact with eyes; rinse well with clean water if it happens. Keep out of reach of children and pets. The bath and floor can be slippery once salt or fizz residue is in the water, so take care getting in and out. Contains fragrance (Limonene, Citral, Linalool, Geraniol, Citronellol); if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE PLUNGE-CURIOUS ONEFOR THE ONE DOING THE 5AM COLD PLUNGEThey've seen the videos. They want the sharpness without the shivering. Give them the warm version.Same edge, no ice.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE PERSISTENT SNOOZERFOR THE ONE WHO HITS SNOOZE FOUR TIMESA sharp, bright bath is a gentler negotiation than an alarm they've already lost to.A shove, kindly delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE MENTHOL ENTHUSIASTFOR THE ONE WHO LOVES A MENTHOL HITPeppermint this direct is not subtle. They will recognise a compliment when they smell one.Correctly, bracingly bright.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone expecting this to replace actual sleep. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

The five o'clock ice bath went too far

The surface invented the cold plunge and made suffering look aspirational at five in the morning. Wake Up disagrees on principle. Grapefruit cuts sharp and bright, peppermint reads cool without a single degree of actual cold, may chang lifts the whole thing through. The water stays warm. Nobody films anything.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Grapefruit sharp and bright, peppermint cold without the actual cold, may chang lifting through.” — the entire official entry. The Desk considers it sufficient.

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Leave the salt. Keep the ice bucket.

Go back to the five o'clock alarm, the cold plunge, and the camera propped against the sink. Or drop the bomb, scoop the salt, and let grapefruit, peppermint and may chang sharpen a warm bath instead. From nine pounds fifty. Bomb set, 350g pouch, or 7kg sack.

You wanted sharp, not suffering. Here it is, warm.

LATHER LAGOON

Wake Up Bath Potion · Bath Bomb Set £10

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