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WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0024
Witches Brew Whipped Soap
£7
Dark seasonal got demoted to gothic novelty. The brew still sells.
Somewhere between the wellness beige aisle and the gothic novelty shelf, dark seasonal became something adults were supposed to feel silly about. Soft spice. Polite packaging. Ritual that behaves until October. You never agreed. You wanted Witches Brew: dark, energetic, warm water, and ten minutes the novelty bin couldn't borrow. One hundred and twenty grams of whipped peaks.
Type
Whipped soap
Size
120g jar
Scent
Dark seasonal brew
Look
Dark seasonal whipped peaks, silver
120g jar
Send it to someone
They get a note with your name on it, and this on the other end of the link.
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THE PLAIN ANSWER
What this actually is
Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON
Dark seasonal, with ritual clearance.
WHAT IT IS
What it's actually like
Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Witches brew
Dark spice
Seasonal depth
Clean soap
Novelty bin
What it gets up to
Turns up dark and brew-rich, stays spirited through the rinse, and leaves the bathroom smelling like ritual that refused the novelty bin.
THE PARTICULARS
The facts, and everything in it
The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
INGREDIENTS · INCI
Glycerin, Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Sodium Chloride, Sucrose, Parfum, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Tetrasodium EDTA
ALLERGEN ADVICE
Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
THE CASE FOR IT
Why you want it
Reasons, not filler.The unnovelty version
Kept for wanting dark seasonal without performing maturity.
Spirited ritual
For the shower you want dark fun that still smells sellable.
Brew air
Turns the room dark, spiced and properly seasonal.
The witches brew hour
Owns the spirited end of a grey day.
FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
RITUAL
for doing the thing on purpose
ENERGY
for mornings that start without consent
FROM THE KEEPERS
How to use it
Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
- Scoop a small amount from the jar.
- Work into a soft lather with warm water on skin or a cloth.
- Rinse. Replace the lid. Keep the brew for next time.
The sensible bit
For external use on skin only. Scoop a small amount, work into a soft lather with warm water on hands or body, rinse well. Avoid eyes; if any gets in, rinse with clean water. Lather can make the shower floor slippery, so take care. Keep the lid on between uses and keep away from children and pets. Contains fragrance; if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.
FOR GIVING AWAY
Who it is for
Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE SEASONAL LOYALISTFOR THE ONE WHO LOVES OCTOBERWants dark seasonal without the plastic cauldron. This is the jar.Brew, undemoted.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE GOTH LOYALISTFOR THE ONE WITH THE GOTH PHASENever fully left it. Shouldn't have to pretend they did.One jar. No novelty bin.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE GREY-WEEK ONEFOR THE ONE WHO'S HAD A GREY WEEKOverdue something dark and spirited and obvious.Brew, delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO:
The person who will call it silly and steer you back to the muted spice they never use.
THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY
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