BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0001

Total Unwind Bath Potion

£10

BATH BOMB SET

You booked twenty minutes of 'me time' and brought three tabs open. This is an intervention with bubbles.

Somewhere along the way, unwinding got a schedule of its own: twenty minutes, phone face-down, breathing app running just in case anyone checks. Total Unwind does not care about your itinerary. Lavender, sweet orange and basil arrive as fizz or dissolve as salt, and the water goes warm and quiet before you've finished arguing about it. No agenda survives the first ten minutes.

Type Bath potion

Formats Bomb set · 350g bag · 7kg sack

Scent Lavender, sweet orange & basil

Feel Slow, warm, properly horizontal

Bomb set · 350g · 7kg

SMALL-BATCH FREE UK OVER £50 UK DISPATCH

THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON

A lavender, sweet orange and basil bath potion from Lather Lagoon, available as a set of three fizzing bath bombs, a 350 gram kraft pouch of sea-salt soak, or a 7 kilogram hessian sack for baths that keep happening. Drop a bomb into warm running water and let it dissolve into soft fizz and colour, or scoop two to three teaspoons of the salt soak in as the tap runs. Either way the water turns properly warm and faintly herbal: lavender first, then sweet orange easing in, then basil underneath like it wandered out of a kitchen and got comfortable. It is not fast. It is not efficient. That is rather the point.

Lavender, sweet orange and basil, with visitation rights revoked.

WHAT IT IS

What it's actually like

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Lavender

Sweet orange

Basil

Warm salt water

Notifications

What it gets up to

Opens on lavender, warms into sweet orange, and settles on basil: a slow soak built for people who need permission to stop, not another timer.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Chloride, Lavandula Angustifolia, Citrus Sinensis, Limonene, Linalool, CI 42090

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene, Linalool. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

Permission to stop

Kept for the person whose idea of relaxing still has three tabs open. Lavender and sweet orange make stopping the only sensible option.

Warm water with no agenda

Basil keeps the blend from going too sweet, so the soak reads as calm rather than dessert.

A phone-free half hour

Steam and salt do not care about your notifications. Neither, for once, will you.

The unscheduled soak

For the ordinary evening that needed permission to be slow rather than another item logged and reviewed.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

PEACE for turning the volume of a day down

WARMTH for thawing a cold evening

FROM THE KEEPERS

How to use it

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Bath bomb set: run a warm bath and drop one bomb in whole. Let it fizz all the way out before you get in.
Salt soak (350g pouch or 7kg sack): scoop two to three teaspoons into the water as it runs and swirl until dissolved.
Soak for as long as the water stays warm. Leave the phone somewhere else.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external bath use only. Formats differ: the bath bomb set fizzes out fully in the water before you get in; the 350g pouch or 7kg sack salt soak uses 2 to 3 teaspoons dissolved in running water. Avoid contact with eyes; rinse well with clean water if it happens. Keep out of reach of children and pets. The bath and floor can be slippery once salt or fizz residue is in the water, so take care getting in and out. Contains fragrance (Limonene, Linalool); if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE ALMOST-RELAXED ONEFOR THE ONE WHOSE PHONE LIVES ON THE BATH MATTwenty scheduled minutes of self-care, phone face-down but listening. Confiscate it properly with warm water and basil.Airplane mode, enforced.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE TRACKED-AND-LOGGED ONEFOR THE ONE WHO REVIEWS THEIR RELAXATIONThey logged the mindful minutes. They did not enjoy the mindful minutes. Give them a bath with no metrics attached.Untracked, for once.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE PERMANENTLY UPRIGHT ONEFOR THE ONE WHO NEEDS A REASON TO SIT DOWNThey will not sit still without an appointment. This is the appointment.Booked. Attend.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone who thinks relaxing should still be productive. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

The itinerary got binned

In Lather Lagoon, unwinding had become a scheduled event with an agenda and a follow-up meeting. Total Unwind does not attend meetings. Lavender, sweet orange and basil turn the water warm and quiet, and for once the only item on the list is staying in it.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Lavender leads, sweet orange warms through, basil breathes underneath. The itinerary, meanwhile, is cancelled.” — the entire official entry. The Desk considers it sufficient.

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Leave the salt. Keep the schedule.

Go back to twenty tracked minutes with the phone face-down but listening. Or drop the bomb, scoop the salt, and let lavender, sweet orange and basil cancel the rest of the evening properly. From nine pounds fifty. Bomb set, 350g pouch, or 7kg sack.

You wanted permission to stop. Here it is, notarised in salt.

LATHER LAGOON

Total Unwind Bath Potion · Bath Bomb Set £10

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