Strawberry & Kiwi Whipped Soap

THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON

Adulthood quietly decided fruit should be muted. Soft berry candles. Pale packaging. Flavours that behave. Strawberry and kiwi got filed under smoothie and left there. You never agreed to that demotion. You wanted both colours at once: bright, juicy, unsubtle, layered like they mean it. Entirely reasonable. One hundred and twenty grams of whipped peaks in a clear jar.

Magenta over lime, strawberry and kiwi that refuse to whisper.

WHAT IT IS

What it's actually like

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

TypeWhipped soap, 120g jar

ScentStrawberry and kiwi

LookMagenta over lime-green whipped layers, silver lid

MadeUK · clear jar, ready for the shelf

IngredientsGlycerin, Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Sodium Chloride, Parfum, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Tetrasodium EDTA, CI 19140, CI 14720, CI 42090, Amyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Hexyl Cinnamal, α-Isomethyl Ionone

What it gets up to

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Glycerin, Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Sodium Chloride, Parfum, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Tetrasodium EDTA, CI 19140, CI 14720, CI 42090, Amyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Hexyl Cinnamal, α-Isomethyl Ionone

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Amyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Hexyl Cinnamal, α-Isomethyl Ionone. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

The undemoted version

Kept for the intention to want bright fruit without performing maturity.

Unapologetic layers

For the shower you want colour that doesn't dress up as elevated.

Fruit air

Turns the room sweet, juicy and properly two-tone.

The two-tone fruit hour

Owns the bright end of a grey day.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

ENERGY for mornings that start without consent

INDULGE for treating yourself like a guest you actually like

FROM THE KEEPERS

How to use it

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Scoop a small amount from the jar.
Work it into a soft lather with warm water on skin or a cloth.
Rinse. Replace the lid. Keep both colours for next time.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external use on skin only. Scoop a small amount, work into a soft lather with warm water, rinse well. Avoid eyes; if any gets in, rinse with clean water. The oils can leave the shower floor slippery, so take care. Keep the lid on between uses and keep away from children and pets. Contains fragrance (Amyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Hexyl Cinnamal, α-Isomethyl Ionone); if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs; Smells like fruit that refused the blender. Is seven pounds. Contains no beige, by design.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE CAREFUL CHOOSERFOR THE ONE WHO ALWAYS PICKS MUTEDDefaults to dusty rose. Needs two loud colours that don't ask permission.Fruit, layered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE GREY-WEEK ONEFOR THE ONE WHO'S HAD A GREY WEEKNot dramatic. Just overdue something bright and sweet and obvious.Two fruits, delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE SWEET-TOOTH ONEFOR THE ONE WHO STILL LIKES SWEETNever outgrew it. Shouldn't have to pretend they did.One jar. No blender.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: The person who will call it 'a bit much' and steer you back to the muted berry candle they never light. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

They filed two fruits under smoothie

Fruit got polite. Wanting something bright and layered became something you outgrew.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Magenta over lime, strawberry and kiwi that refuse to whisper.” — the entire official entry. The Desk considers it sufficient.

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Don't buy this. Pick the pale berry.

Choose the sophisticated soft fruit. The packaging that whispers. The candle that smells of almost-strawberry and mostly wax. Have the whole afternoon of being sold adulthood as beige. Or scoop this and skip straight to both colours. One of those options is seven pounds and comes in a clear jar.

You wanted strawberry and kiwi. You never wanted demotion.

LATHER LAGOON

Strawberry & Kiwi Whipped Soap · ONE SIZE £7

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