SHOWER STEAMERS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0128

Hangover Shower Steamers

£12

Shopping for a hangover cure while completely sober. We've never respected anyone more.

This isn't wellness. It's peppermint, ginger and lemon turning up to your worst morning with a bucket of coffee and no follow-up questions. Six speckled cubes that fizz on the shower floor and quietly turn 'never again' into 'fine, once more.' Not a cure. A witness. It also smells considerably better than you do right now.

Kept for

loud dawns
the morning after
self-inflicted Sundays
unpaid fun

Type Shower steamer

Size Set of 6 · ~70g each

Scent Peppermint, lemon, ginger

Colour Brown flecks

Set of 6

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THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

SHOWER STEAMERS · LATHER LAGOON

Six speckled shower steamer cubes, about 70g each: peppermint, lemon and ginger with real flecks of coffee seed. Not a bath bomb, whatever it thinks it is. Drop one on the shower floor, off to the side of the stream, and let the steam haul the scent up while you stand there slowly remembering your own name and several regrets. Filed in Lather Lagoon under Loud Dawn, Softly.

Six speckled cubes for the crimes of last night.

WHAT IT IS

What the steam drags up

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Peppermint snap

Lemon peel

Ginger warmth

Coffee seed

Memory of last night

What it gets up to

Peppermint and lemon come in swinging, ginger warms the middle, coffee seed rides shotgun, and the memory of last night is, mercifully, nowhere on the panel.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Limonene, Linalool, Coffea Arabica Seed, Mentha Piperita Oil, Citrus limon Peel Oil, Zea Mays Starch, Maranta Arundinacea Root, Zingiber officinale root oil

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene, Linalool. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

Peppermint & Lemon

A sharp citrus-mint slap that parts the fog and judges you quietly.

Ginger

Warm spice for backbone, so the cube smells braver than you currently feel.

Real Coffee Seed

Actual flecks of coffee: the smell of good intentions you fully intend to ignore.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

RENEW for starting again without ceremony

ENERGY for mornings that start without consent

FROM THE KEEPERS

Place the cube. Face the reckoning.

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Drop one cube on the shower floor, off to the side where the water can splash it, not blast it into oblivion.
Run the shower warm and get in. The steam wakes the peppermint, ginger, lemon and coffee as the cube gives up.
Breathe, stand there, and slowly rejoin the species. Rinse as normal. Not for the bath, no matter what it whispers.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external use in the shower only. Place one steamer on the shower floor away from direct water flow so steam can activate the oils. Do not use as a bath bomb soak. Do not ingest; Avoid contact with eyes; if any product gets in, rinse well with clean water. The shower floor can become slippery, so take care. Keep out of reach of children and pets; Contains fragrance allergens (see Ingredients). If you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if irritation occurs. Discontinue if any adverse reaction appears.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE 'I'M FINE' TEXTERThey are not fine. They are vertical and lying to a group chat. Give them mint and coffee and the dignity of your silence.Steam first. Honesty later.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE STAG OR HEN DO SURVIVORSlip it into the going-away bag. Nothing says 'we love you and we saw everything' like planning their downfall in advance.The morning after, gift-wrapped.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE ONE WHO 'ONLY HAD TWO'They did not only have two. The recycling filed a full report. Give them the cube and the benefit of absolutely no doubt.The evidence, scented.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone expecting a speckled cube to undo last night. It's mint, not a time machine. Even Bart Nox can't reverse the ledger. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

Bart Nox is here for the debt

Down in Lather Lagoon, Bart Nox works Sundays as the Bailiff, collecting unpaid fun in mint and lemon heat. Every brilliant night out, he says, is a loan, and he is the repayment plan, arriving with the curtains open. He doesn't lecture. He simply sends up six speckled cubes of peppermint, ginger and coffee, so that when daylight comes to collect, the air is on your side. He has seen your search history. He said nothing.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Speckled cubes fizzing peppermint, ginger and coffee into the steam, while Bart Nox tallies what you owe.” — totting up last night's debts in mint, lemon and coffee heat.

ENTERED BY Bart Nox, Sunday Bailiff

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

ADD TO BASKET OR FACE THE DAWN BARE.

Be brave. Assume tomorrow is the one morning 'one quiet drink' stays one and you wake at seven full of virtue. Off you go, good luck, say hi to the cold plunge influencer. Or keep six speckled cubes on hand, let peppermint and coffee meet the daylight, and don't face the reckoning alone. You were always having the night. You may as well book the morning.

Tomorrow-you gets no vote. Somebody should cover them.

LATHER LAGOON

Hangover Shower Steamers · ONE SIZE £12

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