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WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0014
Emerald Truffle Whipped Soap
£7
Luxury got sold as a packaging brief. The green peaks survived anyway.
There's an entire industry now between you and a simple loud green wash. Luxury packaging briefs. Dusty emerald candles. A Dubai identity that turned neon green into something you were supposed to buy for the box. You never wanted the reinvention. You wanted Emerald Truffle: vivid, indulgent, warm water, and ten minutes the brief couldn't borrow. One hundred and twenty grams of whipped peaks.
Type
Whipped soap
Size
120g jar
Scent
Emerald Truffle
Look
Neon green peaks, burgundy glitter t
120g jar
Send it to someone
They get a note with your name on it, and this on the other end of the link.
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THE PLAIN ANSWER
What this actually is
Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON
Neon green, with burgundy ambition.
WHAT IT IS
What it's actually like
Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Emerald truffle
Rich green
Indulgent sweet
Clean soap
Packaging brief
What it gets up to
Turns up neon green and truffle-rich, stays loud through the rinse, and leaves the bathroom smelling like luxury that forgot to read its own brief.
THE PARTICULARS
The facts, and everything in it
The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
INGREDIENTS · INCI
Aqua, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Laurate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Chloride, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Glyceryl Laurate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Parfum, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate
ALLERGEN ADVICE
Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
THE CASE FOR IT
Why you want it
Reasons, not filler.The unboxed version
Kept for wanting vivid luxury without turning it into packaging homework.
Neon permission
For the shower you want green that doesn't dress up as elevated.
Truffle air
Turns the room rich, green and properly indulgent.
The emerald truffle hour
Owns the loud end of a grey day.
FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
INDULGE
for treating yourself like a guest you actually like
ENERGY
for mornings that start without consent
FROM THE KEEPERS
How to use it
Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
- Scoop a small amount from the jar.
- Work into a soft lather with warm water on skin or a cloth.
- Rinse. Replace the lid. Keep the green for next time.
The sensible bit
For external use on skin only. Scoop a small amount, work into a soft lather with warm water on hands or body, rinse well. Avoid eyes; if any gets in, rinse with clean water. Lather can make the shower floor slippery, so take care. Keep the lid on between uses and keep away from children and pets. Contains fragrance; if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.
FOR GIVING AWAY
Who it is for
Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE BOX-COLLECTORFOR THE ONE WHO BUYS FOR THE BOXKeeps the packaging, ignores the product. Give them the green that actually washes.Truffle, minus the brief.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE LOUD LUXURY ONEFOR THE ONE WHO LOVES DUBAI LOUDWants neon green without performing restraint. This is the jar.Emerald, delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE GREY-WEEK ONEFOR THE ONE WHO'S HAD A GREY WEEKOverdue something vivid and indulgent and obvious.Green peaks, deployed.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO:
The person who will call it vulgar and steer you back to the dusty emerald they never wear.
THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY
BELOW THE SURFACE
From our Wurld
The part the catalogue cannot explain.
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