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WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0025
Graveyard Shift Whipped Soap
£7
Midnight got demoted to a sleep hygiene brief. This jar knows what hour it is.
There's an entire industry now between you and a simple midnight wash. Sleep hygiene apps. Dusty lavender candles. A brief that turned dark calm into something you were supposed to optimise. You never wanted the reinvention. You wanted Graveyard Shift: ritual, peace, warm water at the wrong hour, and ten minutes nobody could borrow. One hundred and twenty grams of whipped peaks.
Type
Whipped soap
Size
120g jar
Scent
Midnight seasonal
Look
Midnight seasonal whipped peaks, sil
120g jar
Send it to someone
They get a note with your name on it, and this on the other end of the link.
SMALL-BATCH
FREE UK OVER £50
UK DISPATCH
THE PLAIN ANSWER
What this actually is
Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON
Midnight seasonal, with plumbing rights.
WHAT IT IS
What it's actually like
Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Midnight calm
Dark seasonal
Quiet depth
Clean soap
Sleep app
What it gets up to
Turns up dark and midnight-calm, stays quiet through the rinse, and leaves the bathroom smelling like the small hours chose you back.
THE PARTICULARS
The facts, and everything in it
The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
INGREDIENTS · INCI
Glycerin, Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Sodium Chloride, Sucrose, Parfum, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Tetrasodium EDTA
ALLERGEN ADVICE
Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
THE CASE FOR IT
Why you want it
Reasons, not filler.The unbriefed version
Kept for wanting midnight calm without turning it into optimisation homework.
Borrowed-from-nobody minutes
For the shower you want dark peace that isn't on a moodboard.
Midnight air
Turns the room dark, calm and properly unsociable.
The graveyard shift hour
Owns the quiet end of a loud day.
FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
RITUAL
for doing the thing on purpose
PEACE
for turning the volume of a day down
FROM THE KEEPERS
How to use it
Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
- Scoop a small amount from the jar.
- Work into a soft lather with warm water on skin or a cloth.
- Rinse. Replace the lid. Keep the midnight for next shift.
The sensible bit
For external use on skin only. Scoop a small amount, work into a soft lather with warm water on hands or body, rinse well. Avoid eyes; if any gets in, rinse with clean water. Lather can make the shower floor slippery, so take care. Keep the lid on between uses and keep away from children and pets. Contains fragrance; if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.
FOR GIVING AWAY
Who it is for
Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE OPTIMISED ONEFOR THE ONE WITH THE SLEEP APPTracks rest and gets none. Give them midnight that actually washes off.Shift, minus the brief.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE NIGHT-SHIFT ONEFOR THE ONE ON UNSOCIABLE HOURSWorks when the world sleeps. Deserves a wash that understands.Midnight, delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE ALWAYS-ON ONEFOR THE ONE WHO NEVER STOPSFinally stopped at 2am. Needs a dark reason to stay stopped.Graveyard shift, deployed.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO:
The person who will call it morbid and steer you back to the dusty lavender they never use.
THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY
BELOW THE SURFACE
From our Wurld
The part the catalogue cannot explain.
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