SUGAR BODY SCRUBS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0003

Pina Colada Sugar Body Scrub

£10

Holiday theatre with sugar doing the real work.

Pineapple and cream stage a loud arrival. Sugar grit handles the unglamorous circling underneath. Shea butter softens the landing. No straw. No deckchair. Still somehow annual leave with better manners.

Kept for

portable coast moods
dull-patch break days
guest confusion wins
anti-beige showers

Type Sugar body scrub

Size 300g

Scent Pina colada

Feel Creamy sugar grit

300g

SMALL-BATCH FREE UK OVER £50 UK DISPATCH

THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

SUGAR BODY SCRUBS · LATHER LAGOON

A 300g sugar body scrub with pina colada fragrance, shea butter and oils. Scoop onto wet or dry skin, massage in circles, rinse with warm water, pat dry and moisturise. Use one to two times a week for a gentle buff.

Pina colada, reassigned from holiday to buff.

WHAT IT IS

What the polish picks up

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Bright fruit lift

Creamy warmth

Soft shea finish

Sugar grit

Sand in socks

What it gets up to

Pineapple brightness leads, creamy warmth follows, sugar grit works, and shea leaves a soft palm aftertaste with no ticket required.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

The essentials

FormatSugar body scrub

WeightApprox. 300g

ScentPina colada

LookCreamy palm tint

UseScoop, massage, rinse 1–2×/week

Vegan-friendlyYes

Cruelty-freeYes

MadeUK

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sucrose, Persea Gratissima Oil, Prunus Persica Kernel Oil, Butyrospermum parkii Butter, parfum, CI 19140, Limonene

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

A gentle palm buff

Sugar grit softens dull patches so skin feels smoother, and the break arrives by scent instead of luggage fees.

Shea after the parade

Oils and shea butter stay when the grit rinses away, which is more useful than most coastline souvenirs.

Pina that refuses to whisper

Bright fruit and cream show up properly. Guests will ask questions. This is considered a success.

Weekly care, zero pamphlets

One to two uses a week for people who want softer skin and refuse to attend a wellness webinar about it.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

INDULGE for treating yourself like a guest you actually like

PEACE for turning the volume of a day down

FROM THE KEEPERS

Scoop, circle, cancel the prop

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Scoop a little onto wet or dry skin.
Massage in gentle circles. Palm volume is optional; grit is not.
Rinse with warm water. Pat dry, then moisturise.
Use one to two times a week. External use only.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external use only. Scoop a little onto wet or dry skin, massage in gentle circles, rinse with warm water, pat dry and moisturise. Use one to two times a week; Avoid contact with eyes; if any gets in, rinse well with clean water. Keep out of reach of children and pets. The floor can be slippery, so take care; Made in the UK. Vegan and cruelty-free. Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE DESKBOUND PALM FANTASISTFOR THE ONE STUCK BETWEEN PAYDAYS AND BREAKSFlights are expensive. Palm scent is not. Smuggle a scrub that smells like time off was stamped.Coast, by scent.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE CREAM PATTERN-MATCHERFOR THE CREAM LOYALIST WITH PLUMBINGThey buy anything coconut-adjacent and still look surprised when it works. Reward the pattern.Pattern, rewarded.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE ANNEXATION HOSTFOR THE HOST WHO LIKES CONFUSED GUESTSAnyone departing the shower smelling like a pina staged a soft annexation is doing unpaid PR.Questions welcome.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone who thinks cream belongs only in biscuit tins. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

Coast opens in the steam vents

In Lather Lagoon, a pina colada tried to open a coastline inside the steam vents. The Desk confiscated the straw, kept the scent, and posted sugar grit as site manager. Surfacefolk now circle a creamy buff onto skin and depart smelling like time off was approved, socks blessedly free of sand.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Circled thrice. Softened twice. Declared the coastline portable.” — lost three imaginary umbrellas and kept the paperwork dry.

ENTERED BY Nigel Palm, Temporary Shore Clerk

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Your skin has seen the bright fruit.

You are involved with Pina Colada Sugar Body Scrub now. Scoop. Circle. Soften. Or buy another lotion named after rainfall it has never visited. The cream will understand. It will keep the receipts.

You wanted break-scent grit with no sand. Take it.

LATHER LAGOON

Pina Colada Sugar Body Scrub · ONE SIZE £10

IN STOCK Free UK delivery over £50 · 30-day returns

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