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SHOWER STEAMERS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0120
Kick Start Shower Steamers
£12
You've been waking up like a Victorian ghost. Let's fix that with mint.
This isn't a gentle 'good morning.' It's peppermint and eucalyptus kicking the door in and hauling you into the day by your sinuses. A pale cube that fizzes till the bathroom smells like a menthol cloud with a grudge. Basically being slapped awake by a mint. Do with that what you will.
Kept for
- early showers
- mint-forward rinses
- rude daybreaks
- weekday nerve
Type
Shower steamer
Size
Set of 6 · ~70g each
Scent
Peppermint, eucalyptus
Colour
Off-white mint flecks
Set of 6
Send it to someone
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THE PLAIN ANSWER
What this actually is
Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.SHOWER STEAMERS · LATHER LAGOON
Six cubes of militant, minty morning.
WHAT IT IS
What the steam drags up
Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Peppermint snap
Eucalyptus cool
Herb flecks
Quick lift
Duvet diplomacy
What it gets up to
Cool peppermint and eucalyptus rise clean through heat, with herb flecks that look ready before you do.
THE PARTICULARS
The facts, and everything in it
The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
INGREDIENTS · INCI
Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Zea Mays Starch, Mentha Spicata Herb, Mentha Arevensis Oil, Eucalyptus Globulus Oil, Maranta Arundinacea Root, Limonene
ALLERGEN ADVICE
Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
THE CASE FOR IT
Why you want it
Reasons, not filler.Peppermint & Eucalyptus
A cold green slap straight up both nostrils. Consent optional.
Dried Mint Herbs
Little green flecks that mean business and, frankly, photograph well.
Six Cubes
Because one heroic morning is never, ever enough.
FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
ENERGY
for mornings that start without consent
BREATHE
for air that forgot it was air
FROM THE KEEPERS
Place the cube. Meet the dawn.
Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
- Place one steamer on the shower floor, away from the direct water flow.
- Start the shower. Steam activates the oils as the cube softens.
- Enjoy the scent in the steam, then rinse as usual. Not for soaking as a bath bomb.
The sensible bit
For external use in the shower only. Place one steamer on the shower floor away from direct water flow so steam can activate the oils. Do not use as a bath bomb soak. Do not ingest; Avoid contact with eyes; if any product gets in, rinse well with clean water. The shower floor can become slippery, so take care. Keep out of reach of children and pets; Contains fragrance allergens (see Ingredients). If you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if irritation occurs. Discontinue if any adverse reaction appears.
FOR GIVING AWAY
Who it is for
Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE SNOOZE-BUTTON VETERANFOR THE SERIAL SNOOZERNine alarms, all named, all ignored. Give them the one wake-up call that fights dirty.Sharper than the ninth alarm.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE REFORMED EARLY RISERFOR THE 5AM CLUB DROPOUTThey bought the book, the journal and the sunrise lamp and still wept at 6am. Give them the part that actually works.No routine required.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE PRE-COFFEE MENACEFOR THE NON-MORNING PERSONCommunicates only in grunts before nine. This won't fix them, but the grunts will smell incredible.Grunts, now minty.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO:
Anyone smugly good at mornings. They don't need it, and they will be absolutely insufferable about receiving it.
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