WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING
The flower with a rebrand
Upstairs, liking flowers acquired conditions. They must be wild, sculptural or printed very faintly on linen. A straightforward rosy smell risks being called old-fashioned by somebody who owns six identical cream vases. So you learned to say green floral and look considered. Geranium notices the manoeuvre. It also happens to be green and floral, which is convenient but not an apology.
The cream vases have declined to comment.