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BATH DUST · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0026

Romance Bath Dust

£4
The romantic gesture has been given warm water and told to stop faffing with restaurant.

Romance has acquired far too many moving parts: a booking, a taxi, a menu with no prices, somebody saying they are 'easy' while clearly not being easy at all. This dust has reduced the whole operation to warm water, soft pink fizz, rose.

Kept for
  • Adorn
  • Peace
  • Romance
Type Bath dust
Size 190g
Scent Rose, rosemary and lavender
Feel Fizz softens into soak

190g

One-time purchase £4
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£3.60£4

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THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.
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A 190g bag of Romance bath dust from Lather Lagoon. Scatter it into a warm running bath and it fizzes into soft romantic pink water, with rose, rosemary and lavender carried through the steam. The grand gesture, simplified until it actually has a chance of happening.

Rose, rosemary and lavender, making a case for staying in.

WHAT IT IS

What the water picks up

Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Rose
Pale-herb
Kitchen-needle
Reservation codes
Taxi surcharges
What it gets up to

Rose leads floral and soft, rosemary gives it a green edge, and lavender rounds the steam into a pink, private occasion that does not need a booking reference.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
The essentials
FormatBath dust
WeightApprox. 190g
ScentRose, rosemary and lavender
LookSoft romantic pinks
UseScatter into a warm bath
MadeUK
INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii Butter, Rosa centifolia, Rosemarinus Officinalis oil, Lavandula Angustifolia Oil, Linalool, Limonene, CI 19140, CI 42090

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene, Linalool. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

A floral trio with a green edge

Rose, needle-herb and lilac-herb make the steam read floral-ish and soft without becoming sugary.

Soft pink without the performance

The bath goes gently romantic while the rest of the logistics are politely dismissed.

The no-booking that-gest

For anyone who has ever called the that-rest only to give up immediately.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
ADORN for wearing something with an opinion
PEACE for turning the volume of a day down
FROM THE KEEPERS

Scatter, fizz, cancel the booking

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
  1. Run a warm bath.
  2. Scatter a little romance dust into the water as it runs.
  3. Swirl, soak, then rinse the tub. Mind a slippery floor.
SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external bath use only. Scatter a little dust into warm running water, swirl to dissolve, soak, then rinse the tub after; Avoid contact with eyes; if any gets in, rinse well with clean water. Keep out of reach of children and pets; The bath and floor can be slippery once colour and fizz are in the water, so take care getting in and out. Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene, Linalool. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE LOVINGLY OVERBOOKED ONEFOR THE OVERPLANNERHas colour-coded date night and forgotten the date itself.Plan, reduced.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE WELL-INTENTIONED ROMANTIC-ISHFOR THE FLOWER BUYERAlways remembers the roses and never the reservation time.Flowers, correctly routed.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE DOMESTIC CHARMERFOR THE STAY-IN ADVOCATEBelieves the best table is the one nearest the taps.Table for one bath.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone who believes romance needs surge pricing. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY
BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

The reservation was cancelled

The Cavern's Cupid Office tried reservations once. By seven o'clock it had misfired two arrows into a coat rack and lost the restaurant name. Romance Bath Dust now handles the brief with rose, rosemary, lavender and a bath that is already yours. The water keeps the joke until the last swirl.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Soft pink fizz and floral steam, while a tiny Cavern cupid misplaces the restaurant confirmation again.” — and considers a candlelit queue an administrative failure.

ENTERED BY Beatrice, who files love letters by level of inconvenience
LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Leave the bath. Chase the booking-ish.

Go find the confirmation email, the taxi, and the person who said they did not mind where. Or scatter rose, piney-herb and spike-bloom into warm water and keep the actual romance.

You wanted the plain, not its paperwork.
LATHER LAGOON
Romance Bath Dust · ONE SIZE £4
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