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BATH DUST · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0017

Melon Bath Dust

£4
Nobody ever wants to be seen reaching for the melon first. In here, it goes first, loudly.

At every fruit bowl, melon waits patiently near the bottom while grapes and strawberries get taken first. This dust does not do politeness. Fresh melon green, crisp and cool, straight into the water with no queue to join.

Kept for
  • Renew
  • Energy
  • Bright
Type Bath dust
Size 190g
Scent Fresh, crisp melon
Feel Fizz softens into soak

190g

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What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.
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A melon bath dust from Lather Lagoon, sold as a 190g bag of fresh melon green powder. Scattered into running water, it fizzes and lifts a crisp, cool melon scent through the steam, no fruit bowl etiquette required. It goes opening here, every time.

Melon, finally taking the top slot.

WHAT IT IS

What the water picks up

Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Melon
Freshness
Coolness
Leafy
Queueing
What it gets up to

Melon opens crisp and cool, holds its fresh green edge, and never once waits politely at the back of the bowl.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
The essentials
FormatBath dust
WeightApprox. 190g
ScentFresh, crisp melon
LookFresh melon green
UseScatter into a warm bath
MadeUK
INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii Butter, parfum, CI 19140, CI 42090

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

A brisk melon scent

Brisk and cool rather than sweet and heavy, the scent stays properly verdant.

A fast, new soak

Melon fresh-tint colour lifts the mood of the water without needing anything else in the bowl.

A gift for the overlooked orchard-stuff fan

For whoever always defends melon at the buffet table.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
RENEW for starting again without ceremony
ENERGY for mornings that start without consent
FROM THE KEEPERS

Put melon opening

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
  1. Run a warm bath.
  2. Scatter a little melon dust into the water as it runs.
  3. Swirl, soak, then rinse the tub. Mind a slippery floor.
SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external bath use only. Scatter a little dust into warm running water, swirl to dissolve, soak, then rinse the tub after; Avoid contact with eyes; if any gets in, rinse well with clean water. Keep out of reach of children and pets; The bath and floor can be slippery once colour and fizz are in the water, so take care getting in and out. Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE OVERLOOKED-FRUIT CHAMPIONFOR THE MELON DEFENDERHas argued melon's case at every buffet table since childhood.Finally, earliest.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE COOL-HEADED ONEFOR THE FRESH-SCENT FANPrefers clean and chartreuse over sweet and heavy.Tart, no apology.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE IMPATIENT ONEFOR THE QUEUE-SKIPPERWould rather get straight-ish to the good part.No waiting required.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone who will still reach for the grapes leading out of habit. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY
BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

They put the melon behind the good

Down in Lather Lagoon, melon has been queuing at the back of every fruit bowl for years. This dust puts it straight at the front: snap-fresh, leafy and snap-fresh, dissolved into warm water with no other produce allowed to cut ahead. The water keeps the joke until the last swirl.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Fresh melon green dust, crisp and cool, no fruit bowl politics involved.” — and considers this a public service nobody has thanked him for yet.

ENTERED BY Rufus, who always takes the last melon slice
LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Put the melon back at the bottom.

Go back to letting the loud produce win again. Or scatter clean-cut melon leafy dust into warm water and let it go that-stra to the front for once.

Melon doesn't queue in here.
LATHER LAGOON
Melon Bath Dust · ONE SIZE £4
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