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WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0023
Pumpkin Pie Whipped Soap
£7
Pumpkin pie got demoted to a Thanksgiving candle. This jar wants the whole rinse.
Somewhere between the wellness beige aisle and the Thanksgiving candle shelf, pumpkin pie became something you lit once and forgot. Soft spice. Polite packaging. Dessert that behaves. You never agreed. You wanted warm spiced dessert in the rinse: cosy, indulgent, unsubtle. One hundred and twenty grams of whipped peaks.
Type
Whipped soap
Size
120g jar
Scent
Warm spiced pumpkin pie
Look
Warm spiced whipped peaks, silver li
120g jar
Send it to someone
They get a note with your name on it, and this on the other end of the link.
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THE PLAIN ANSWER
What this actually is
Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON
Warm spiced dessert, with plumbing rights.
WHAT IT IS
What it's actually like
Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Pumpkin pie
Warm spice
Sweet bake
Clean soap
Candle wax
What it gets up to
Turns up as warm spiced pumpkin, softens into cosy bake, and leaves the bathroom smelling like dessert that learned manners for exactly as long as the steam lasts.
THE PARTICULARS
The facts, and everything in it
The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
INGREDIENTS · INCI
Glycerin, Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Sodium Chloride, Sucrose, Parfum, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Tetrasodium EDTA
ALLERGEN ADVICE
Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
THE CASE FOR IT
Why you want it
Reasons, not filler.The uncandled version
Kept for wanting warm dessert without performing maturity.
Unapologetic spice
For the shower you want cosiness that doesn't dress up as elevated.
Pie air
Turns the room warm, spiced and properly baked.
The pumpkin pie hour
Owns the soft end of a cold day.
FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
INDULGE
for treating yourself like a guest you actually like
PEACE
for turning the volume of a day down
FROM THE KEEPERS
How to use it
Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
- Scoop a small amount from the jar.
- Work into a soft lather with warm water on skin or a cloth.
- Rinse. Replace the lid. Keep the pie for next time.
The sensible bit
For external use on skin only. Scoop a small amount, work into a soft lather with warm water on hands or body, rinse well. Avoid eyes; if any gets in, rinse with clean water. Lather can make the shower floor slippery, so take care. Keep the lid on between uses and keep away from children and pets. Contains fragrance; if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.
FOR GIVING AWAY
Who it is for
Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE CANDLE HOARDERFOR THE ONE WITH THE CANDLE COLLECTIONOwns twelve seasonal candles and lights none. Give them pie that washes off.Pie, undemoted.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE COLD-WEEK ONEFOR THE ONE WHO'S HAD A COLD WEEKOverdue something warm and spiced and obvious.Pumpkin, delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE SWEET-TOOTH ONEFOR THE ONE WHO STILL LIKES SWEETNever outgrew it. Shouldn't have to pretend.One jar. No candle.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO:
The person who will call it indulgent and steer you back to the muted spice they never use.
THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY
BELOW THE SURFACE
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The part the catalogue cannot explain.
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