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WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0016
Razzle Dazzle Whipped Soap
£7
Glam got demoted to a kids' glitter party. This jar is still selling tickets.
Somewhere between the muted candle aisle and the kids' party shelf, glam became something you outgrew. Soft pink. Polite packaging. Sparkle that behaves. You never agreed. You wanted candy pink under ruby red: loud, indulgent, unsubtle, the colour of a good mood with no beige alibi. One hundred and twenty grams of whipped peaks.
Type
Whipped soap
Size
120g jar
Scent
Razzle Dazzle
Look
Candy pink under ruby red peaks, sil
120g jar
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THE PLAIN ANSWER
What this actually is
Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON
Candy pink under ruby red, with main-character energy.
WHAT IT IS
What it's actually like
Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Razzle dazzle
Candy pink
Ruby red
Clean soap
Beige
What it gets up to
Turns up candy pink and ruby loud, stays dazzling through the rinse, and leaves the bathroom smelling like a party that learned plumbing.
THE PARTICULARS
The facts, and everything in it
The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
INGREDIENTS · INCI
Aqua, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Laurate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Chloride, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Glyceryl Laurate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Parfum, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate
ALLERGEN ADVICE
Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
THE CASE FOR IT
Why you want it
Reasons, not filler.The undemoted version
Kept for wanting loud glam without performing maturity.
Unapologetic dazzle
For the shower you want fun that doesn't dress up as elevated.
Glam air
Turns the room sweet, loud and properly pink-red.
The razzle dazzle hour
Owns the bright end of a grey day.
FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
ENERGY
for mornings that start without consent
INDULGE
for treating yourself like a guest you actually like
FROM THE KEEPERS
How to use it
Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
- Scoop a small amount from the jar.
- Work into a soft lather with warm water on skin or a cloth.
- Rinse. Replace the lid. Keep the dazzle for next time.
The sensible bit
For external use on skin only. Scoop a small amount, work into a soft lather with warm water on hands or body, rinse well. Avoid eyes; if any gets in, rinse with clean water. Lather can make the shower floor slippery, so take care. Keep the lid on between uses and keep away from children and pets. Contains fragrance; if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.
FOR GIVING AWAY
Who it is for
Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE CAREFUL CHOOSERFOR THE ONE WHO ALWAYS PICKS MUTEDDefaults to dusty rose. Needs two loud colours that don't ask permission.Dazzle, undemoted.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE GREY-WEEK ONEFOR THE ONE WHO'S HAD A GREY WEEKOverdue something loud and pink and obvious.Razzle, delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE SPARKLE LOYALISTFOR THE ONE WHO STILL LIKES GLITTERNever outgrew it. Shouldn't have to pretend.One jar. No kids' table.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO:
The person who will call it 'a bit much' and steer you back to the muted pink they never use.
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