BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0007

Stress Buster Bath Potion

£10

BATH BOMB SET

Somewhere a wellness app just sent a push notification reminding you to breathe. This does not do that.

Somewhere a meditation app has started sending push notifications reminding people to relax, which is its own small tragedy. This potion makes no claims about reducing stress or anxiety. What it does is turn a bath quieter: bergamot lifts light and citrus-bright, geranium rounds it off, vetiver settles low and earthy at the bottom, like standing on solid ground after a day that had none.

Type Bath potion

Formats Bomb set · 350g bag · 7kg sack

Scent Bergamot, geranium & vetiver

Feel Quiet, grounded, evening-calm

Bomb set · 350g · 7kg

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THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON

A bergamot, geranium and vetiver bath potion from Lather Lagoon, sold as a set of three bath bombs, a 350 gram kraft pouch of sea-salt soak, or a 7 kilogram hessian sack. It makes no medical claims about stress or anxiety; it is simply a quieter-smelling bath for the end of a loud day. Bergamot lifts bright and citrus at the top, geranium rounds it into something softer, vetiver settles deep and earthy underneath like solid ground. Drop a bomb into warm running water and let it dissolve, or scoop two to three teaspoons of the salt soak in as the tap runs.

Bergamot, geranium and vetiver, for a day that got too loud.

WHAT IT IS

What it's actually like

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Bergamot

Geranium

Vetiver

Warm, still water

Push notifications

What it gets up to

Bergamot lifts, geranium rounds, vetiver grounds it all at the bottom. A quieter bath for a loud day, no stress claims attached.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Chloride, Citrus Bergamia Oil, Pelargonium Graveolens Oil, Vetiveria Zizanoides Oil, Limonene, Linalool, Citronellol, Geraniol, CI 19140, CI 42090

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene, Linalool, Citronellol, Geraniol. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

A quieter room, honestly

Kept for the evening after a loud day, with no promise attached beyond the quiet itself.

Solid ground, briefly

Vetiver settles at the bottom of the water like the day finally levelling out.

Twenty minutes, no pings

Bergamot and geranium fill the room while the phone stays somewhere else entirely.

The too-loud-day soak

For whichever ordinary day somehow produced more noise than it had any right to.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

PEACE for turning the volume of a day down

GROUND for remembering you have feet

FROM THE KEEPERS

How to use it

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Bath bomb set: run a warm bath and drop one bomb in whole. Let it fizz all the way out before you get in.
Salt soak (350g pouch or 7kg sack): scoop two to three teaspoons into the water as it runs and swirl until dissolved.
Turn the phone face down somewhere else and soak until the water cools.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external bath use only. Formats differ: the bath bomb set fizzes out fully in the water before you get in; the 350g pouch or 7kg sack salt soak uses 2 to 3 teaspoons dissolved in running water. Avoid contact with eyes; rinse well with clean water if it happens. Keep out of reach of children and pets. The bath and floor can be slippery once salt or fizz residue is in the water, so take care getting in and out. Contains fragrance (Limonene, Linalool, Citronellol, Geraniol); if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE ENDLESSLY-PINGED ONEFOR THE ONE WHOSE PHONE WON'T STOPNothing here reduces anything medically. It just gives them twenty minutes where the phone is somewhere else.Silence, for a while.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE WON'T-ADMIT-IT ONEFOR THE ONE WHO SAYS THEY'RE FINEThey will not admit the day got to them. Send the quiet bath and let it do the talking.Quiet, delivered anyway.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE EARTHY-SCENT LOYALISTFOR THE ONE WHO LOVES AN EARTHY SCENTVetiver this deep is not for everyone. They will know exactly what they've been given.Ground, correctly identified.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone expecting this to replace an actual conversation about what's wrong. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

The app that pings you to relax

The day was loud in the way ordinary days sometimes are: too many notifications, too many small decisions, no single disaster to blame. Stress Buster does not claim to fix any of that. Bergamot lifts light and citrus-bright, geranium rounds the edges, vetiver settles low and earthy at the bottom, like finding solid ground again after a day that offered none.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Bergamot lifts first, geranium rounds it, vetiver settles low and earthy underneath.” — the entire official entry. The Desk considers it sufficient.

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Leave the salt. Keep the notifications on.

Go back to the pings, the alerts, and the app that reminds you to relax at the worst possible time. Or drop the bomb, scoop the salt, and let bergamot, geranium and vetiver settle the water instead. From nine pounds fifty. Bomb set, 350g pouch, or 7kg sack.

You wanted quiet, not another alert. Here it is.

LATHER LAGOON

Stress Buster Bath Potion · Bath Bomb Set £10

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