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WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0012
Festive Morning Whipped Soap
£7
Morning got demoted to a wellness wake-up brief. This jar is actually awake.
There's an entire industry now between you and a simple bright morning. Soft citrus candles. Dusty wellness wake-ups. A brief that turned seasonal morning into something you were supposed to optimise. You never wanted the reinvention. You wanted bright, festive, warm water, and ten minutes the calendar couldn't borrow. One hundred and twenty grams of whipped peaks.
Type
Whipped soap
Size
120g jar
Scent
Bright seasonal morning
Look
Bright festive peaks, silver lid
120g jar
Send it to someone
They get a note with your name on it, and this on the other end of the link.
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THE PLAIN ANSWER
What this actually is
Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON
Bright seasonal morning, with plumbing.
WHAT IT IS
What it's actually like
Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Bright morning
Seasonal lift
Soft citrus
Clean soap
Wellness brief
What it gets up to
Turns up bright and seasonal, stays awake through the rinse, and leaves the bathroom smelling like morning that skipped the wellness brief.
THE PARTICULARS
The facts, and everything in it
The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
INGREDIENTS · INCI
Glycerin, Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Sodium Chloride, Sucrose, Parfum, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Tetrasodium EDTA
ALLERGEN ADVICE
Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
THE CASE FOR IT
Why you want it
Reasons, not filler.The unbriefed version
Kept for wanting bright morning without turning it into optimisation homework.
Borrowed-from-nobody minutes
For the shower you want energy that isn't on a moodboard.
Morning air
Turns the room bright, seasonal and properly awake.
The festive morning hour
Owns the loud start of a grey day.
FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
ENERGY
for mornings that start without consent
INDULGE
for treating yourself like a guest you actually like
FROM THE KEEPERS
How to use it
Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
- Scoop a small amount from the jar.
- Work into a soft lather with warm water on skin or a cloth.
- Rinse. Replace the lid. Keep the bright for tomorrow.
The sensible bit
For external use on skin only. Scoop a small amount, work into a soft lather with warm water on hands or body, rinse well. Avoid eyes; if any gets in, rinse with clean water. Lather can make the shower floor slippery, so take care. Keep the lid on between uses and keep away from children and pets. Contains fragrance; if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.
FOR GIVING AWAY
Who it is for
Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE OPTIMISED ONEFOR THE ONE WITH THE WELLNESS APPHas gentle alarms and no joy. Give them a morning that actually turns up.Morning, minus the brief.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE RELUCTANT RISERFOR THE ONE WHO HATES MORNINGSNeeds one bright reason to get in the shower at all.Festive morning, delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE ALWAYS-ON ONEFOR THE ONE WHO NEVER STOPSStarts the day already behind. Needs ten loud minutes first.Bright start, deployed.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO:
The person who will call it too much and steer you back to the gentle citrus they never use.
THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY
BELOW THE SURFACE
From our Wurld
The part the catalogue cannot explain.
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