WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0011

Frosted Sugar Plum Whipped Soap

£7

Sugar plum got demoted to ballet nostalgia. This jar still tastes loud.

Somewhere between the muted candle aisle and the Nutcracker gift shelf, sugar plum became something you were supposed to have outgrown. Soft fruit. Polite packaging. Sweet that behaves. You never agreed. You wanted festive plum-sweet: bright, frosted, unsubtle, the colour of a good mood with no beige alibi. One hundred and twenty grams of whipped peaks.

Type Whipped soap

Size 120g jar

Scent Festive plum-sweet

Look Frosted plum peaks, silver lid

120g jar

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THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON

Whipped hand soap from the Lather Lagoon: one hundred and twenty grams of frosted peaks in festive plum-sweet scent, piped like a fairy tale that found honest work. Scoop a little and it gives under the fingers; warm water wakes a creamy lather and the scent rises with the steam, sweet and bright rather than polite. It washes thoroughly and leaves the room smelling like December chose fun on purpose.

Festive plum-sweet, with permission.

WHAT IT IS

What it's actually like

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Sugar plum

Festive sweet

Soft fruit

Clean soap

Beige

What it gets up to

Turns up plum-sweet and frosted, stays loud through the rinse, and leaves the bathroom smelling like a ballet that finally got a sense of humour.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Glycerin, Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Sodium Chloride, Sucrose, Parfum, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Tetrasodium EDTA

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

The undemoted version

Kept for wanting bright festive fruit without performing maturity.

Unapologetic sweet

For the shower you want fun that doesn't dress up as elevated.

Plum air

Turns the room sweet, frosted and properly festive.

The sugar plum hour

Owns the bright end of a grey December.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

INDULGE for treating yourself like a guest you actually like

ENERGY for mornings that start without consent

FROM THE KEEPERS

How to use it

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Scoop a small amount from the jar.
Work into a soft lather with warm water on skin or a cloth.
Rinse. Replace the lid. Keep the plum for next time.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external use on skin only. Scoop a small amount, work into a soft lather with warm water on hands or body, rinse well. Avoid eyes; if any gets in, rinse with clean water. Lather can make the shower floor slippery, so take care. Keep the lid on between uses and keep away from children and pets. Contains fragrance; if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE IRONIC FESTIVE ONEFOR THE ONE WHO LOVES NUTCRACKER IRONICALLYWants the plum without the full ballet. Give them the jar.Plum, undemoted.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE GREY-WEEK ONEFOR THE ONE WHO'S HAD A GREY DECEMBEROverdue something sweet and obvious.Sugar plum, delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE SWEET-TOOTH ONEFOR THE ONE WHO STILL LIKES SWEETNever outgrew it. Shouldn't have to pretend.One jar. No ballet.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: The person who will call it childish and steer you back to the muted berry candle. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

They filed sugar plum under ballet

In the Lather Lagoon, sugar plum did not ask to become ballet nostalgia. Surfacefolk arrive hunting muted fruit and quiet virtue; the steam answers with frosted peaks and plum-sweet that refuses to whisper. For ten bright minutes the wash belongs to something sweeter than self-improvement.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Frosted peaks, festive plum-sweet, and a fairy tale that learned plumbing.” — the entire official entry. The Desk considers it sufficient.

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Don't buy this. Buy the Nutcracker tie-in.

Choose the sophisticated soft fruit. The packaging that whispers. Have the whole afternoon of being sold December as beige. Or scoop this and skip straight to plum-sweet. One of those options is seven pounds and comes in a clear jar.

You wanted sugar plum. You never wanted demotion.

LATHER LAGOON

Frosted Sugar Plum Whipped Soap · ONE SIZE £7

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