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WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0027
Vanilla Whipped Soap
£7
Vanilla got demoted to plain beige comfort. This jar still means cream.
Somewhere between the wellness beige aisle and the plain comfort shelf, vanilla became something you were supposed to find boring. Soft nothing. Polite packaging. Scent that behaves. You never agreed. You wanted pale yellow with a cream top: warm, indulgent, calm, the kind of vanilla that still means something. One hundred and twenty grams of whipped peaks.
Type
Whipped soap
Size
120g jar
Scent
Vanilla
Look
Pale yellow peaks with cream top, si
120g jar
Send it to someone
They get a note with your name on it, and this on the other end of the link.
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THE PLAIN ANSWER
What this actually is
Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON
Pale yellow with cream top, no apology.
WHAT IT IS
What it's actually like
Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Vanilla
Warm cream
Soft sweet
Clean soap
Beige nothing
What it gets up to
Turns up warm vanilla and cream, stays soft through the rinse, and leaves the bathroom smelling like comfort that refused to be boring.
THE PARTICULARS
The facts, and everything in it
The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
INGREDIENTS · INCI
Parfum and whipped soap base as supplied. Full INCI available on request from supplier sheet (not listed in feed).
ALLERGEN ADVICE
Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
THE CASE FOR IT
Why you want it
Reasons, not filler.The unbeiged version
Kept for wanting warm vanilla without performing boring maturity.
Unapologetic comfort
For the shower you want soft warmth that doesn't dress up as elevated.
Vanilla air
Turns the room warm, soft and properly cream.
The vanilla cream hour
Owns the soft end of a grey day.
FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
INDULGE
for treating yourself like a guest you actually like
PEACE
for turning the volume of a day down
FROM THE KEEPERS
How to use it
Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
- Scoop a small amount from the jar.
- Work into a soft lather with warm water on skin or a cloth.
- Rinse. Replace the lid. Keep the cream for next time.
The sensible bit
For external use on skin only. Scoop a small amount, work into a soft lather with warm water on hands or body, rinse well. Avoid eyes; if any gets in, rinse with clean water. Lather can make the shower floor slippery, so take care. Keep the lid on between uses and keep away from children and pets. Contains fragrance; if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.
FOR GIVING AWAY
Who it is for
Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE VIRTUE-BATHROOM ONEFOR THE ONE WITH THE BEIGE BATHROOMEverything smells of nothing and moral fibre. Time someone smuggled warm vanilla past border control.Vanilla, undemoted.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE GREY-WEEK ONEFOR THE ONE WHO'S HAD A GREY WEEKOverdue something warm and soft and obvious.Cream top, delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE SWEET-TOOTH ONEFOR THE ONE WHO STILL LIKES SWEETNever outgrew it. Shouldn't have to pretend.One jar. No beige.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO:
The person who will call it boring and steer you back to the oatmeal they never use.
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From our Wurld
The part the catalogue cannot explain.
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