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WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0007
Blueberry Blast Whipped Soap
£7
Blueberry got filed under smoothie. This jar blasted it back.
Somewhere between the muted candle aisle and the elevated snack shelf, blueberry became something you blended and forgot. Soft berry. Polite packaging. Flavour that behaves. You never agreed to that demotion. You wanted the loud blue one: juicy, sweet, unsubtle, the colour of a good mood with no beige alibi. Entirely reasonable. One hundred and twenty grams of whipped peaks in a clear jar.
Type
Whipped soap
Size
120g jar
Scent
Blueberry
Look
Bright blue whipped peaks, silver li
120g jar
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THE PLAIN ANSWER
What this actually is
Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON
Bright blue peaks and a blueberry scent that doesn't whisper.
WHAT IT IS
What it's actually like
Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
TypeWhipped soap, 120g jar
ScentBlueberry
LookBright blue whipped peaks, silver lid
MadeUK · clear jar, ready for the shelf
IngredientsGlycerin, Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Sodium Chloride, Parfum, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Tetrasodium EDTA, CI 42090
What it gets up to
THE PARTICULARS
The facts, and everything in it
The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
INGREDIENTS · INCI
Glycerin, Aqua, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Zea Mays (Corn) Starch, Disodium Lauryl Sulfosuccinate, Sodium Chloride, Parfum, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Tetrasodium EDTA, CI 42090
ALLERGEN ADVICE
Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
THE CASE FOR IT
Why you want it
Reasons, not filler.The undemoted version
Kept for the intention to want bright berry without performing maturity.
Unapologetic blue
For the shower you want fun that doesn't dress up as elevated.
Blueberry air
Turns the room sweet, juicy and properly blue.
The blueberry blast hour
Owns the bright end of a grey day.
FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
ENERGY
for mornings that start without consent
INDULGE
for treating yourself like a guest you actually like
FROM THE KEEPERS
How to use it
Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
- Scoop a small amount from the jar.
- Work it into a soft lather with warm water on skin or a cloth.
- Rinse. Replace the lid. Keep the blue for next time.
The sensible bit
For external use on skin only. Scoop a small amount, work into a soft lather with warm water, rinse well. Avoid eyes; if any gets in, rinse with clean water. The oils can leave the shower floor slippery, so take care. Keep the lid on between uses and keep away from children and pets. Contains fragrance; if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs; Smells like blueberry that refused the blender. Is seven pounds. Contains no beige, by design.
FOR GIVING AWAY
Who it is for
Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE CAREFUL CHOOSERFOR THE ONE WHO ALWAYS PICKS MUTEDDefaults to dusty rose. Needs one loud blue that doesn't ask permission.Blueberry, undemoted.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE GREY-WEEK ONEFOR THE ONE WHO'S HAD A GREY WEEKNot dramatic. Just overdue something bright and sweet and obvious.Berry, delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE SWEET-TOOTH ONEFOR THE ONE WHO STILL LIKES SWEETNever outgrew it. Shouldn't have to pretend they did.One jar. No blender.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO:
The person who will call it 'a bit much' and steer you back to the muted berry candle they never light.
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