WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING
The collection point
The modern kitchen has one job now: hold the door open while somebody hands you a bag. The hob is a shelf. The oven is where the pans live. Somewhere in a drawer is an apron with a joke on it, bought during a brief period of intending to be a person who cooks. The intention is still in there, folded, keeping the apron company.
The kitchen was demoted without notice. The herb filed an objection.
