WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SOLD
Comfort, with the backbone carefully sanded off.
Modern comfort has been engineered to be spineless. The furnishings are soft, the lighting is soft, the opinions are soft, and every edge has been carefully sanded off in case it catches on something. Cosy, which used to mean a warm room with some character and gravity to it, now means a scented candle called 'Hygge' and a throw blanket you're mildly afraid to spill on. Somewhere along the way, comfort lost its backbone.
Cosy used to have a backbone. It's been located. It's in the cupboard.
