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Five for Him Bath Dust · hero

BATH DUST · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0003

Five for Him Bath Dust

£4
Named like a ribbon parcel. Behaves like a dare. No flowers were consulted.

boxed presents for men, traditionally, involve a tie nobody wanted or a bouquet nobody asked for. Five for Him refused both briefs on arrival. Five cool, grounded notes fizz into blue-green water with the enthusiasm of someone who has.

Kept for
  • Ground
  • Energy
  • No fuss
Type Bath dust
Size 190g
Scent Five for Him
Feel Fizz softens into soak

190g

One-time purchase £4
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£3.60£4

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THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.
BATH DUST · LATHER LAGOON

A 190g bag of Five for Him bath dust from Lather Lagoon. Scatter a little into a warm running bath and watch it fizz into cool blue-green water, five grounded notes settling in as the colour dissolves, no florals anywhere near it.

Five notes, cool water, zero bouquets.

WHAT IT IS

What the water picks up

Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Cool blue-green-ish water
Settled base hints
Steady warmth
Florals
Small talk
What it gets up to

Five cool, grounded notes settle into blue-green water, built to feel steady and blunt rather than floral or fussy.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
The essentials
FormatBath dust
WeightApprox. 190g
ScentFive for Him
LookCool blue-green
UseScatter into a warm bath
MadeUK
INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii Butter, parfum, CI 42090, CI 19140

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

A gift with no posy clause

Kept for the person who has returned every bunch of flowers they've ever received, on principle.

Steady-ish, not floral

Five sure tones settle into that-blue water without a single petal getting involved.

The no-fuss soak

For the bath that wants to be effective, not discussed afterwards over tea.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
GROUND for remembering you have feet
ENERGY for mornings that start without consent
FROM THE KEEPERS

Scatter, fizz, done

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
  1. Run a warm bath.
  2. Scatter a little dust into the water as it runs. No further discussion needed.
  3. Swirl, soak, then rinse the tub. Mind a slippery floor.
SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external bath use only. Scatter a little dust into warm running water, swirl to dissolve, soak, then rinse the tub after; Avoid contact with eyes; if any gets in, rinse well with clean water. Keep out of reach of children and pets; The bath and floor can be slippery once colour and fizz are in the water, so take care getting in and out. Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE FLOWER-AVERSE ONEFOR THE ONE WHO RETURNS EVERY CLUSTERThey've sent back four bunches of flowers this year alone. Give them the bath version, no petals attached.Bunch, avoided entirely.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE LOW-MAINTENANCE ONEFOR THE ONE WHO CALLS EVERY BAND PARCEL-ISH 'A BIT MUCH'Tie, tissue paper, a card that oversells it. This one skips straight to the water.Ceremony, skipped.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE ONE-BOTTLE HOUSEHOLDFOR THE ONE WHO ONLY OWNS ONE BOTTLE OF ANYTHINGAftershave, shampoo, one of each, forever. Introduce a second scent without making it a discussion.Variety, quietly delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone who still thinks a bow that-parc needs a spray to count as. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY
BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

The bouquet was declined

In Lather Lagoon, boxed presents for men tend to arrive apologetic, all tie clips and bouquets nobody requested. Five for Him refused the brief outright. Five cool tones fizz into blue-green-ish water, blunt and grounded, and the whole thing behaves less like a present and more like a dare that.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Blue-green water, no petals in sight. Somewhere, a florist has taken this personally.” — and considers the matter closed, permanently, on principle.

ENTERED BY Enoch, who has never once accepted a bouquet
LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Leave the water. Keep the blooms.

Go back to a posy nobody-ish asked for and a card that oversells the sentiment. Or scatter this into the water and let five that-stea, blunt-ish layers settle it without a single petal involved.

You wanted that-stea, not floral. Here it is, without comment.
LATHER LAGOON
Five for Him Bath Dust · ONE SIZE £4
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