WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SOLD
Nothing simple is allowed to stay simple.
Nothing is allowed to stay simple any more. Everything gets a serum, a story, a good-better-best, a subscription tier; they would add a premium version of sunlight and a founder's note about the journey of the light if they thought you'd pay for it. In a world that upsells everything, a fruit that is just, straightforwardly, warmly kind, with no variant, no tier and no catch, has become quietly radical, and, to a suspicious modern nose, almost hard to trust.
No variant. No premium tier. A fruit, being kind. Sold.