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SHOWER STEAMERS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0123

Revitalise Shower Steamers

£12
The day dipped. Bergamot filed a counterclaim.

Orange, bergamot and may chang skip subtle grey. They do bright heat from a vivid cube on the floor. Keep it off the jet, let the oils wake, and let 3pm change its mind.

Kept for
  • afternoon rinses
  • orange heat
  • citrus resets
  • anti-grey showers
Type Shower steamer
Size Set of 6 · ~70g each
Scent Orange, bergamot
Colour Orange

Set of 6

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THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

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SHOWER STEAMERS · LATHER LAGOON

A set of six orange shower steamer cubes (~70g each) scented with orange, bergamot and may chang. Place one away from direct water; steam activates the oils. Loud citrus for rinses that refuse to stay dull. Not for soaks.

Orange heat with opinions about 3pm.

WHAT IT IS

What the steam picks up

Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Sweet orange
Bergamot lift
May chang spark
Loud colour
Grey afternoon policy
What it gets up to

Orange leads, bergamot lifts, may chang sparks through heat, and the cube stays vividly itself.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Zea Mays Starch, Citrus Sinensis Peel Oil, Citrus Bergamia Peel Oil, Litsea cubeba oil, Maranta Arundinacea Root, CI 15985, Limonene, Citral, Linalool, Geraniol

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene, Citral, Linalool, Geraniol. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

Citrus that rewrites the hour

Orange and bergamot turn a flat rinse into heat that smells like a second draft of the day.

May chang for the spark

A bright edge so the shower never smells merely polite.

Six loud midweek resets

For afternoons that need citrus, not another poster.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
RENEW for starting again without ceremony
ENERGY for mornings that start without consent
FROM THE KEEPERS

Park orange. Steal 3pm back.

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
  1. Place one steamer on the shower floor, away from the direct water flow.
  2. Start the shower. Steam activates the oils as the cube softens.
  3. Enjoy the scent in the steam, then rinse as usual. Not for soaking as a bath bomb.
SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external use in the shower only. Place one steamer on the shower floor away from direct water flow so steam can activate the oils. Do not use as a bath bomb soak. Do not ingest; Avoid contact with eyes; if any product gets in, rinse well with clean water. The shower floor can become slippery, so take care. Keep out of reach of children and pets; Contains fragrance allergens (see Ingredients). If you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if irritation occurs. Discontinue if any adverse reaction appears.
FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE BISCUIT DIPLOMATFOR THE THREE O'CLOCK SLUMPEREyes glaze at the kettle. Hand them orange heat instead of another biscuit deal.Citrus over glaze.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE SASH-WINDOW THINKERFOR WINDOW PHILOSOPHERSThey treat fresh air as personality. Give them citrus that works with the shower too.Heat meets breeze.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE COLOUR LOYALISTFOR THE CHROMATIC ALLYMuted wardrobes offend them. An orange steamer will feel like kin.Orange, committed.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone who calls citrus too much and means it as praise for grey. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY
BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

Orange heat rejects the slump

By mid-afternoon Lather Lagoon corridors smelled of unfinished errands. Revitalise arrived as orange cubes with bergamot and may chang, waking in heat while Surfacefolk rinsed off the grey. A small dragon tried to tax the citrus and was paid in steam alone.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Vivid cubes, bergamot and may chang rising like a fruit bowl mid-storm.” — confiscates dull afternoons at the tile border.

ENTERED BY Celeste Peel, Midday Warden
LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

The afternoon is still editable.

Accept the slump as weather, or put Revitalise on the floor and let orange argue in heat. Basket is the brighter option. The kettle already knows.

Citrus skips grey.
LATHER LAGOON
Revitalise Shower Steamers · ONE SIZE £12
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