BUTTER BUBBLE SOAP SPONGES · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0108

Strawberry Kiwi Soap Sponge

£10

Your shower has been running on dull soap. This is the coup.

Most bathrooms offer soap that smells like nothing happened. This one arrives lime green and strawberry red, squeezes up sweet then sharp, and buffs like a trolley that seized the rail. Rinse. Hang it. Explain the tang to whoever walks in.

Kept for

kiwi-forward showers
one-puck buffing
trolley-bright bathrooms
unauthorized tang coups

Format Soap sponge

Size 230g

Scent Strawberry, kiwi

Colour Lime, strawberry

230g

SMALL-BATCH FREE UK OVER £50 UK DISPATCH

THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

BUTTER BUBBLE SOAP SPONGES · LATHER LAGOON

A 230g soap-filled sponge in lime green and strawberry red, carrying a strawberry and kiwi fragrance. Wet it, squeeze until the foam builds, massage over the body, rinse, then hang it to air dry. Cleans and buffs in one loud, unsubtle puck.

Lime green. Strawberry red. Loud produce.

WHAT IT IS

What has been packed into it

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Strawberry sweet

Kiwi tang

Dense foam

Buffing texture

Dull Bar Soap

What it gets up to

Arrives sweet as strawberry, snaps into kiwi tang, and leaves the steam smelling like a trolley that annexed the bathroom without filing papers.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Aqua, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Laurate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Chloride, Parfum, Glyceryl Laurate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Sodium Thiosulfate, Sodium Citrate, Citric Acid, Tetrasodium Iminodisuccinate, Tetrasodium Etidronate, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Amyl Cinnamal*, Hexyl Cinnamal*, Linalool*, Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone*, CI 77891, CI 19140, CI 42090, CI 18050. (*Derived from Parfum.)

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Amyl Cinnamal, Hexyl Cinnamal, Linalool, Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

Wash and buff, one puck

No separate cloth, no second implement, no drawer of damp textiles turning slowly sour. Work the sponge, build the foam, buff the skin. One candy-bright object, doing the whole job.

Properly fruity, not a rumour

Not a pale gesture toward strawberry with one shy molecule of kiwi. Sweet first, sharp second, unmistakably a produce aisle having opinions.

Foam that commits

Builds dense and fast, holds its shape, rinses clean without sticky residue. All the tang, none of the sticky fingers.

Dries between rounds

Hang it up, let it air dry, use it again tomorrow. No soggy cupboard scent, no mystery puddle by Thursday.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

ENERGY for mornings that start without consent

INDULGE for treating yourself like a guest you actually like

FROM THE KEEPERS

The produce wash routine

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Wet the sponge fully under warm water.
Squeeze until a dense foam builds up.
Massage the foam over your body in the shower or bath.
Rinse well, then hang the sponge up to air dry.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For washing skin in the shower or bath, with water. External use only. Wet the sponge, squeeze until it lathers, massage over the body, then rinse well; Avoid contact with eyes; if any gets in, rinse with clean water; Leave the sponge to air dry between uses and keep out of reach of children and pets. Contains fragrance allergens (see Ingredients); if your skin is sensitive, patch test first and stop if any irritation occurs.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE PLOTLESS SHOWERFOR THE ONE WHOSE SHOWER SMELLS LIKE NOTHINGNeutral soap. Neutral light. A routine with no plot. Smuggle a candy-bright sponge onto that rail before anyone official notices.Plot, restored.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE YOGHURT LOYALISTFOR ANYONE WHO STILL BUYS FRUIT YOGHURTThey know what they like and it is not sandalwood. Hand over strawberry and kiwi without the spoon attached.Spoon optional.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE CURIOUS HOUSEGUESTFOR HOSTS WHO ENJOY A GOOD INTERROGATIONAnyone leaving your bathroom asking what that smell was has found the right sponge. Let them wonder why the tiles smell like a stall.Answers stay optional.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone who insists kiwi belongs only in a bowl. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

Kiwi annexes the tap ledge

In the Lather Lagoon, a lime and strawberry sponge rolled onto the rail smelling like a stall after hours. It foamed loud, snapped kiwi through the steam, and left the tiles smelling like an unauthorized produce run. The Desk filed the incident under Produce, Unlicensed.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Tried to smell subtle. Failed spectacularly. Promoted.” — now logs bathroom coups involving unauthorized kiwi shipments.

ENTERED BY Pippin Tartgrove, Former Stall Dispatcher

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

The sponge has seized the trolley.

You have read a great deal about a lime and strawberry sponge. That is no longer idle scrolling, that is involvement. Add to basket. Wet it. Squeeze it. Buff briefly like someone with somewhere louder to be. Or return to the dull bar and let the stall reconvene undisturbed. The sponge will notice either way.

May cause unreasonable kiwi loyalty before 9am.

LATHER LAGOON

Strawberry Kiwi Soap Sponge · ONE SIZE £10

IN STOCK Free UK delivery over £50 · 30-day returns

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