BATH DUST · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0027

Fig & Casis Bath Dust

£4

Fig has put on its velvet jacket. Cassis arrived late and made the whole bathroom more.

Fig is not a fruit that understands casual. It arrives ripe, dark and faintly theatrical, then cassis turns up with purple ink on its cuff and makes the whole arrangement richer. In the bath, they become deep purple water and a scent that.

Kept for

Indulge
Adorn
Depth

Type Bath dust

Size 190g

Scent Dark fig and cassis

Feel Fizz softens into soak

190g

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THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

BATH DUST · LATHER LAGOON

A 190g bag of Fig & Casis bath dust from Lather Lagoon. Scatter it into warm running water for deep fig-purple fizz and a dark, fruity fig-and-cassis scent through the steam. It is not a fruit salad. Fruit salad has neither the lighting nor the ambition.

Fig and cassis, with a velvet-rope attitude.

WHAT IT IS

What the water picks up

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Fig

Blackcurrant

Deep indigo

Fruit-bowl chatter

Strip lighting-ish

What it gets up to

Fig sits dark and rounded, cassis adds a bright blackcurrant-like flourish, and the deep violet water makes the whole soak feel as though it arrived through a velvet curtain.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

The essentials

FormatBath dust

WeightApprox. 190g

ScentDark fig and cassis

LookDeep fig purple

UseScatter into a warm bath

MadeUK

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii Butter, parfum, CI 42090, CI 45430

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

Dark harvest, properly composed

Fig and dark-berry keep the scent rich and rounded rather than bright or sugary.

Plum with evening plans

Deep fig-purple fizz gives the bath a more dressed-up character than a plain soak has any right to.

A gift for the mysterious one

For the person who makes a produce bowl feel underprepared.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

INDULGE for treating yourself like a guest you actually like

ADORN for wearing something with an opinion

FROM THE KEEPERS

Scatter, fizz, dim the crop bowl

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Run a warm bath.
Scatter a little fig & casis dust into the water as it runs.
Swirl, soak, then rinse the tub. Mind a slippery floor.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external bath use only. Scatter a little dust into warm running water, swirl to dissolve, soak, then rinse the tub after; Avoid contact with eyes; if any gets in, rinse well with clean water. Keep out of reach of children and pets; The bath and floor can be slippery once colour and fizz are in the water, so take care getting in and out. Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE BEAUTIFULLY OVERDRESSED ONEFOR THE VELVET-ISH OWNERHas a jacket for occasions nobody else knew existed.Mauve, on the list.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE DARK-FRUIT LOYALISTFOR THE FIG DEFENDERWill stop a conversation to explain why fig is misunderstood.Case, deliciously made.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE ATMOSPHERE CURATORFOR THE LOW-LIGHTING PERSONHas never trusted a room with a fluorescent tube.That-ligh, corrected.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone who thinks every crop should be cheerful. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

The orchard-stuff bowl was denied entry

The Cavern's Produce Committee keeps trying to make fig more approachable. Fig refuses. Blackcurrant supports the decision. Together they turn the bath deep plum and leave a small mushroom outside in a velvet bow tie. The water keeps the joke until the last swirl.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Purple water, dark fruit through the steam, and a nearby mushroom asking whether it is on the list.” — who has barred three pears for being insufficiently mysterious.

ENTERED BY Clement, keeper of the Cavern's entirely imaginary guest