BATH DUST · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0020

Chocolate & Orange Bath Dust

£4

Somewhere a whole chocolate orange is being fought over segment by segment. This one.

A chocolate orange used to mean a proper argument: who taps it, who gets the fair half, who ends up with the smaller pieces. This dust skips the negotiation entirely. Cocoa and orange, warm and rich, straight into the water, with nothing.

Kept for

Indulge
Warmth
Rich

Type Bath dust

Size 190g

Scent Warm chocolate and citrus, with

Feel Fizz softens into soak

190g

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THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

BATH DUST · LATHER LAGOON

A chocolate and orange bath dust from Lather Lagoon, sold as a 190g bag of cocoa-and-orange coloured powder. Scattered into running water, it fizzes and lifts a warm chocolate and citrus scent through the steam, with sweet orange oil doing the honest work. No segments, no fair-share argument, no foil to peel back.

Chocolate and orange, undivided.

WHAT IT IS

What the water picks up

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Chocolate

Orange

Warmth

Richness

Sharing

What it gets up to

Cocoa settles warm underneath, orange cuts bright through the top, the whole thing rich without tipping into anything cloying.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

The essentials

FormatBath dust

WeightApprox. 190g

ScentWarm chocolate and citrus, with

LookCocoa and orange

UseScatter into a warm bath

MadeUK

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii Butter, parfum, Citrus Sinensis oil, Limonene, CI 15985, CI 14720, CI 18050

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

A rich cocoa-dust and citrus scent

Sweet orange oil keeps the warm chocolate note clear rather than heavy.

Nothing left to share

Cocoa-and-orange colour makes the whole bath feel generously, entirely yours.

A gift with no fair-share clause

For whoever always ended up with the smaller wedges.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

INDULGE for treating yourself like a guest you actually like

WARMTH for thawing a cold evening

FROM THE KEEPERS

Skip the tapping

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Run a warm bath.
Scatter a little chocolate and orange dust into the water as it runs.
Swirl, soak, then rinse the tub. Mind a slippery floor.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external bath use only. Scatter a little dust into warm running water, swirl to dissolve, soak, then rinse the tub after; Avoid contact with eyes; if any gets in, rinse well with clean water. Keep out of reach of children and pets; The bath and floor can be slippery once colour and fizz are in the water, so take care getting in and out. Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE UNDERCOUNTED ONEFOR THE SMALLER-SEGMENT SIBLINGAlways ended up with the short end of the chocolate orange growing up.No dividing this time.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE HABITUAL TAPPERFOR THE TAPPING HABITStill taps things on the table for no particular reason.Old habits, warm bath.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE WELL-MATCHED ONEFOR THE COCOA-AND-CITRUS FANKnows chocolate and orange were always meant to be together.Rich, luminous, correct.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone who will still try to split it in half. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

They made dividing a chocolate orange a

Down in Lather Lagoon, the chocolate orange argument has been running for years: who taps it, who gets the bigger half. This dust ends the negotiation. Warm cocoa and bright orange, dissolved into the water, with nothing left over to divide. The water keeps the joke until the last swirl.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Cocoa and orange dust, warm and rich, with nobody counting who got more segments.” — years after anyone last handed him an actual segmented orange.

ENTERED BY Casper, who still taps things on the table out of habit

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Go and argue over the parts again.

Go back to counting portions and negotiating who taps first. Or scatter cocoa-and-orange dust into warm water and keep the entire rich, vivid scent entirely to yourself.

There's nothing-ish left here to divide.

LATHER LAGOON

Chocolate & Orange Bath Dust · ONE SIZE £4

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