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SHOWER STEAMERS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0121
Post-Workout Shower Steamers
£12
The gym bag sulks in the hall. Grapefruit clocks in.
Grapefruit and lime care more about the rinse than your personal best. Park a chartreuse cube away from the jet and let the shower smell like you meant the whole session.
Kept for
- after the gym
- zesty rinses
- post-rep cubes
- effort theatre
Type
Shower steamer
Size
Set of 6 · ~70g each
Scent
Grapefruit, lime
Colour
Chartreuse tint
Set of 6
Send it to someone
They get a note with your name on it, and this on the other end of the link.
SMALL-BATCH
FREE UK OVER £50
UK DISPATCH
THE PLAIN ANSWER
What this actually is
Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.SHOWER STEAMERS · LATHER LAGOON
Zest for the bit after weights.
WHAT IT IS
What the steam picks up
Note by note, and what it gets up to.
Note by note
Grapefruit zest
Lime bite
Bright lift
Salt edge
Locker poetry
What it gets up to
Sharp grapefruit and lime cut clean through heat once the weights are done, loud on purpose.
THE PARTICULARS
The facts, and everything in it
The plain facts, and every last thing inside.
INGREDIENTS · INCI
Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Zea Mays Starch, Sodium Chloride, Citrus Paradisi Oil, Citrus Aurantifolia oil, Maranta Arundinacea Root, CI 19140, CI 42090, Limonene
ALLERGEN ADVICE
Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.
THE CASE FOR IT
Why you want it
Reasons, not filler.Zest after the reps
Grapefruit and lime take over when your legs have finished arguing.
Colour that admits work
Chartreuse never pretended this was a quiet grey wash.
Six cool-down chapters
For the week you actually went, twice, and mentioned it thrice.
FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS
RENEW
for starting again without ceremony
ENERGY
for mornings that start without consent
FROM THE KEEPERS
Rinse the reps, feed the zest
Four steps. Nobody’s watching.
Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.
- Place one steamer on the shower floor, away from the direct water flow.
- Start the shower. Steam activates the oils as the cube softens.
- Enjoy the scent in the steam, then rinse as usual. Not for soaking as a bath bomb.
The sensible bit
For external use in the shower only. Place one steamer on the shower floor away from direct water flow so steam can activate the oils. Do not use as a bath bomb soak. Do not ingest; Avoid contact with eyes; if any product gets in, rinse well with clean water. The shower floor can become slippery, so take care. Keep out of reach of children and pets; Contains fragrance allergens (see Ingredients). If you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if irritation occurs. Discontinue if any adverse reaction appears.
FOR GIVING AWAY
Who it is for
Who lights up, and who to spare.
TO: THE LEGS-DAY BARDFOR THE LEGS-DAY BARDThey did legs. Probably. Hand them grapefruit that celebrates the rinse, not the spreadsheet.Zest, post-rep.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE ZIPPER CRITICFOR BAGS WITH OPINIONSIt complains from the hallway. The shower should smell brighter than the zip.Lime over funk.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
TO: THE SINK YOGIFOR THE KITCHEN STRETCHERHamstrings on the worktop. Give them a cube for the actual shower bit.Steam, not sink.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST
DO NOT GIFT TO:
Anyone who stretches five minutes and calls it a marathon.
THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY
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