SUGAR BODY SCRUBS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0005

Espresso Martini Sugar Body Scrub

£10

Bean grit that clocked on after midnight.

Seed grit joins sugar for a darker kind of buff. Shea butter softens the late shift. The scent arrives like an espresso martini that got a real job and kept the after-hours attitude.

Kept for

night-desk buff
bean-scent coups
dull-patch late duty
guest bar questions

Type Sugar body scrub

Size 300g

Scent Espresso martini

Feel Coffee-seed grit

300g

SMALL-BATCH FREE UK OVER £50 UK DISPATCH

THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

SUGAR BODY SCRUBS · LATHER LAGOON

A 300g sugar body scrub with espresso martini fragrance, coffee seed powder, shea butter and oils. Scoop onto wet or dry skin, massage in circles, rinse with warm water, pat dry and moisturise. Use one to two times a week for a gentle buff.

Espresso martini, employed as night-desk buff.

WHAT IT IS

What the polish picks up

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Espresso depth

Martini sweetness

Seed grit

Shea soft exit

Broken glassware

What it gets up to

Espresso depth opens first, martini sweetness rides behind, seed grit works, and shea softens so the late shift ends civilised.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

The essentials

FormatSugar body scrub

WeightApprox. 300g

ScentEspresso martini

LookDeep espresso tint

UseScoop, massage, rinse 1–2×/week

Vegan-friendlyYes

Cruelty-freeYes

MadeUK

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sucrose, Persea Gratissima Oil, Prunus Persica Kernel Oil, Butyrospermum parkii Butter, Coffea Arabica Seed Powder, parfum

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

Grit with a night-desk work ethic

Sugar and seed grit lift dull patches so skin feels smoother, which is more useful than most midnight meetings.

Shea softens the late shift

Oils and shea butter stay after rinse, so the finish feels soft rather than like you sanded the furniture.

Espresso that reports for scent duty

Deep bean fragrance with a martini wink. Guests will ask if you opened a bar. Smile mysteriously.

Weekly buff for the chronically upright

One to two uses a week for people who want softer skin and refuse pastel spa language about it.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

FOCUS for one thing at a time

INDULGE for treating yourself like a guest you actually like

FROM THE KEEPERS

Scoop, circle, claim the late shift

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Scoop a little onto wet or dry skin.
Massage in gentle circles. Seed grit is eager; you set the pace.
Rinse with warm water. Pat dry, then moisturise.
Use one to two times a week. External use only.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external use only. Scoop a little onto wet or dry skin, massage in gentle circles, rinse with warm water, pat dry and moisturise. Use one to two times a week; Avoid contact with eyes; if any gets in, rinse well with clean water. Keep out of reach of children and pets. The floor can be slippery, so take care; Made in the UK. Vegan and cruelty-free. Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE NIGHT-DESK LOYALISTFOR THE ONE WHOSE MORNINGS START AT MIDNIGHTThey live on espresso and defiance. Give them grit that smells like the good part of late duty.Late duty, softened.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE BEAN-BEFORE-BODY PROBLEMFOR THE BEAN PERSON WITH DRY ARMSBeans upstairs, neglect downstairs. Espresso scrub closes the gap without another mug.Gap, closed.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE ACCIDENTAL LOUNGE HOSTFOR THE HOST WHO ENJOYS BAR QUESTIONSAnyone departing the bathroom asking if you opened a cocktail lounge is unpaid marketing.Queries welcome.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone who thinks espresso belongs only in mugs. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

Espresso clocks night duty

In the Lather Lagoon, an espresso martini applied for night duty and was posted to the sugar shelf with seed grit as deputy. Surfacefolk circle dark grit into warm skin, rinse, and depart smelling like late duty that somehow improved the minutes. The Desk stamped it: approved buff, no glassware.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Scooped once. Declared late duty. Skin filed under properly caffeinated.” — still arguing that seed grit counts as stationery.

ENTERED BY Vera Bean, Night Desk Softener

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Your skin has clocked the espresso.

You have read hundreds of words about Espresso Martini Sugar Body Scrub. This is involvement. Scoop. Circle. Soften. Or return to the lotion that smells like a waiting room. The seed will understand. It will keep late-duty logs.

You wanted dark grit with manners. Take it home.

LATHER LAGOON

Espresso Martini Sugar Body Scrub · ONE SIZE £10

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