BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0009

Decadence Bath Potion

£10

BATH BOMB SET

Somewhere there is a form that asks you to justify treating yourself. This bath did not fill one in.

Somewhere marketing decided that treating yourself required a reason: you earned it, you deserved it, you'd had a hard week. This potion requires none of that paperwork. Sweet orange warms in first, patchouli goes deep and properly earthy, jasmine sits heavy and floral over the top, and the whole bath runs long and rich with absolutely no justification attached.

Type Bath potion

Formats Bomb set · 7kg sack

Scent Sweet orange, patchouli & jasmine

Feel Rich, heavy, indulgent

Bomb set · 7kg

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THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON

A sweet orange, patchouli and jasmine bath potion from Lather Lagoon, sold as a set of three bath bombs or a 7 kilogram hessian sack of sea-salt soak (there is no 350 gram pouch for this particular blend). It is built for indulgence, plainly and without apology: sweet orange arrives warm and rounded, patchouli goes deep, dark and properly earthy, jasmine sits heavy and floral right over the top of it. Drop a bomb into warm running water and let it dissolve, or scoop two to three teaspoons of the salt soak in as the tap runs, and let the bath run considerably longer than it needs to.

Sweet orange, patchouli and jasmine, unjustified and unapologetic.

WHAT IT IS

What it's actually like

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Jasmine

Patchouli

Sweet orange

Rich, heavy water

Justification

What it gets up to

Sweet orange warms in first, patchouli goes deep and earthy, jasmine sits heavy over the top. Built entirely for indulgence, no justification required.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Chloride, Citrus Sinensis oil, Pogostemon Cablin Oil, Jasminum Officinale Oil, Limonene, CI 42090, CI 45430

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Limonene. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

Indulgence, no receipt needed

Kept for whoever decided a treat needs no justification and never did.

Deep, dark, properly earthy

Patchouli grounds the whole blend so the richness never turns purely sugary.

A bath that runs long, on purpose

Heavy jasmine and warm orange invite you to stay well past the reasonable point.

The unjustified soak

For the evening that decided it deserved more time than it was given.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

INDULGE for treating yourself like a guest you actually like

PASSION for evenings with an agenda

FROM THE KEEPERS

How to use it

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Bath bomb set: run a warm bath and drop one bomb in whole. Let it fizz all the way out before you get in.
Salt soak (7kg sack): scoop two to three teaspoons into the water as it runs and swirl until dissolved.
Stay in considerably longer than you planned to. No justification required.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external bath use only. Formats differ: the bath bomb set fizzes out fully in the water before you get in; the 7kg sack salt soak uses 2 to 3 teaspoons dissolved in running water. Avoid contact with eyes; rinse well with clean water if it happens. Keep out of reach of children and pets. The bath and floor can be slippery once salt or fizz residue is in the water, so take care getting in and out. Contains fragrance (Limonene); if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE ALWAYS-JUSTIFYING ONEFOR THE ONE WHO NEEDS A REASON TO TREAT THEMSELVESThey'll ask what the occasion is. Tell them there isn't one and hand this over anyway.No occasion required.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE HEAVY-SCENT DEVOTEEFOR THE ONE WHO LOVES A HEAVY, DARK SCENTPatchouli and jasmine together are not for the faint-hearted. They will love every minute of it.Depth, correctly delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE TEN-MINUTE BATHERFOR THE ONE WHO NEVER TAKES A LONG BATHTen minutes, in and out, every time. Give them a reason to stay considerably longer.Permission to linger.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone who thinks indulgence needs an itemised receipt first. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

Nobody filled in the justification

Somewhere a marketing department decided treating yourself needed a receipt: a hard week, a deserved reward, a reason filed in triplicate. Decadence skips the form. Sweet orange warms in first, patchouli goes deep and dark, jasmine sits heavy and floral over the top, and the bath simply runs long, rich, and entirely unjustified.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Sweet orange warms in first, patchouli goes deep and earthy, jasmine sits heavy and floral over the top.” — the entire official entry. The Desk considers it sufficient.

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Leave the salt. File the paperwork.

Go back to justifying every small indulgence with a reason, a receipt, a hard week you can point to. Or drop the bomb, scoop the salt, and let sweet orange, patchouli and jasmine run rich and entirely unjustified. From nine pounds fifty. Bomb set or 7kg sack.

You wanted indulgence, not a form. Here it is, unfiled.

LATHER LAGOON

Decadence Bath Potion · Bath Bomb Set £10

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