Cherry Whipped Soap

THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

WHIPPED SOAPS · LATHER LAGOON

Somewhere between the muted candle aisle and the kids' lolly shelf, cherry became something you outgrew. Soft fruit. Polite packaging. Flavours that behave. You never agreed to that demotion. You wanted the loud one: ripe, sweet, unsubtle, deep magenta with no beige alibi. Entirely reasonable. One hundred and twenty grams of whipped peaks in a clear jar.

Deep magenta peaks and a cherry scent that doesn't whisper.

WHAT IT IS

What it's actually like

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

TypeWhipped soap, 120g jar

ScentCherry

LookDeep magenta whipped peaks, silver lid

MadeUK · clear jar, ready for the shelf

IngredientsAqua, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Laurate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Chloride, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Glyceryl Laurate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Parfum, CI 77891, CI 19140, CI 42090, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate

What it gets up to

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Aqua, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Laurate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Chloride, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Glyceryl Laurate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Parfum, CI 77891, CI 19140, CI 42090, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance. No additional allergen declaration was supplied on the supplier sheet. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

The undemoted version

Kept for the intention to want bright fruit without performing maturity.

Unapologetic sweetness

For the shower you want fun that doesn't dress up as elevated.

Cherry air

Turns the room sweet, ripe and properly magenta.

The deep magenta hour

Owns the bright end of a grey day.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

INDULGE for treating yourself like a guest you actually like

ENERGY for mornings that start without consent

FROM THE KEEPERS

How to use it

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Scoop a small amount from the jar.
Work it into a soft lather with warm water on skin or a cloth.
Rinse. Replace the lid. Keep the magenta for next time.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external use on skin only. Scoop a small amount, work into a soft lather with warm water, rinse well. Avoid eyes; if any gets in, rinse with clean water. The oils can leave the shower floor slippery, so take care. Keep the lid on between uses and keep away from children and pets. Contains fragrance; if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs; Smells like cherry that refused demotion. Is seven pounds. Contains no beige, by design.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE CAREFUL CHOOSERFOR THE ONE WHO ALWAYS PICKS MUTEDDefaults to dusty rose. Needs one loud magenta that doesn't ask permission.Cherry, undemoted.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE GREY-WEEK ONEFOR THE ONE WHO'S HAD A GREY WEEKNot dramatic. Just overdue something bright and sweet and obvious.Cherry, delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE SWEET-TOOTH ONEFOR THE ONE WHO STILL LIKES SWEETNever outgrew it. Shouldn't have to pretend they did.One jar. No cough syrup.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: The person who will call it 'a bit much' and steer you back to the muted berry candle they never light. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

They filed cherry under childish

Fruit got polite. Wanting something bright and sweet became something you outgrew. Cherry took the hit.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Deep magenta peaks and a cherry scent that doesn't whisper.” — the entire official entry. The Desk considers it sufficient.

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Don't buy this. Pick the pale fruit.

Choose the sophisticated soft cherry. The packaging that whispers. The candle that smells of almost-cherry and mostly wax. Have the whole afternoon of being sold adulthood as beige. Or scoop this and skip straight to the magenta bit. One of those options is seven pounds and comes in a clear jar.

You wanted cherry. You never wanted demotion.

LATHER LAGOON

Cherry Whipped Soap · ONE SIZE £7

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