WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SOLD
Sugar-coating became infrastructure.
Everything upstairs in the Ovurwurld is sweetened first, as standard. The bad news arrives wrapped in three compliments. The brutal contract opens with 'we're so excited'. The breakup comes by text, softened to the point of dishonesty. Sugar-coating stopped being a courtesy and became infrastructure: a sweet layer applied to everything, in the wrong order, hiding the frost underneath until it's too late to prepare for it. Wintergreen, by contrast, does both, sweetness and frost, but in the correct order, and clearly labelled. Disclosure, as it should be.
Sweet first, icy after, clearly labelled. Take notes, everyone upstairs.