BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0010

Sleepy Head Bath Potion

£10

BATH BOMB SET

Somewhere a sleep tracker is judging last night's score. This bath does not sync with anything.

Somewhere a sleep tracker is quietly grading last night's rest and finding it wanting. This potion makes no promises about insomnia or sleep at all. It is simply the last slow thing before bed: lavender goes soft and familiar, marjoram sits warm and green underneath, and the water cools slowly enough that getting out feels like the only sensible next step.

Type Bath potion

Formats Bomb set · 350g bag · 7kg sack

Scent Lavender & marjoram

Feel Slow, soft, untracked

Bomb set · 350g · 7kg

SMALL-BATCH FREE UK OVER £50 UK DISPATCH

THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON

A lavender and marjoram bath potion from Lather Lagoon, sold as a set of three bath bombs, a 350 gram kraft pouch of sea-salt soak, or a 7 kilogram hessian sack. It makes no claims about sleep or insomnia; it is simply the last slow bath before bed, entirely untracked. Lavender leads soft and familiar, marjoram sits warm and slightly green just underneath, and the whole thing is built to slow an evening down rather than speed anything up. Drop a bomb into warm running water and let it dissolve, or scoop two to three teaspoons of the salt soak in as the tap runs.

Lavender and marjoram, entirely untracked.

WHAT IT IS

What it's actually like

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Lavender

Marjoram

Warm, still water

Herbal green

Sleep score

What it gets up to

Soft, familiar lavender over warm green marjoram. The last slow bath before bed, no tracking, no scoring, no claims about sleep itself.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Chloride, Lavandula Angustifolia Oil, Thymus Mastichina Oil, Linalool, Limonene, CI 42090

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Linalool, Limonene. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

An untracked last half hour

Kept for the end of the day, with no claim made about what it does for sleep itself.

A room that slows down first

Lavender and marjoram take the pace out of the evening before you even get out of the water.

No score attached

Nothing here reports to an app, a tracker, or anyone's morning summary.

The last-bath-before-bed soak

For whichever evening needs slowing down more than it needs measuring.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

SLEEP for the last hour before lights out

PEACE for turning the volume of a day down

FROM THE KEEPERS

How to use it

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Bath bomb set: run a warm bath and drop one bomb in whole. Let it fizz all the way out before you get in.
Salt soak (350g pouch or 7kg sack): scoop two to three teaspoons into the water as it runs and swirl until dissolved.
Soak until the water cools and leave the tracker on the nightstand.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external bath use only. Formats differ: the bath bomb set fizzes out fully in the water before you get in; the 350g pouch or 7kg sack salt soak uses 2 to 3 teaspoons dissolved in running water. Avoid contact with eyes; rinse well with clean water if it happens. Keep out of reach of children and pets. The bath and floor can be slippery once salt or fizz residue is in the water, so take care getting in and out. Contains fragrance (Linalool, Limonene); if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE TRACKED-AND-GRADED ONEFOR THE ONE WHO CHECKS THEIR SLEEP SCORE EVERY MORNINGNothing here reports to the app. Give them one evening that isn't being measured.Off the record, entirely.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE STILL-WIRED-AT-MIDNIGHT ONEFOR THE ONE WHO CAN'T SWITCH OFF AT NIGHTThey need the pace taken down for them, not another reminder to try harder.A slower half hour, delivered.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE SOFT-SCENT LOYALISTFOR THE ONE WHO LOVES A SOFT, FAMILIAR SCENTLavender and marjoram are not trying to be clever. They will appreciate exactly that.Familiar, on purpose.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone expecting this to fix an actual sleep problem. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

The app gave last night a 62

Somewhere a sleep tracker keeps quiet, precise score of every night, and finds most of them lacking. Sleepy Head does not compete with it. Lavender goes soft and familiar, marjoram sits warm and green underneath, and the water cools slowly enough that the last stretch before bed simply runs out on its own, untracked and ungraded.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Lavender goes soft and familiar, marjoram sits warm and green just underneath.” — the entire official entry. The Desk considers it sufficient.

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Leave the salt. Check the score first.

Go back to the tracker, the graph, and the morning verdict on how well you did or didn't rest. Or drop the bomb, scoop the salt, and let lavender and marjoram slow the last half hour down instead. From nine pounds fifty. Bomb set, 350g pouch, or 7kg sack.

You wanted the evening to slow down, not another metric. Here it is.

LATHER LAGOON

Sleepy Head Bath Potion · Bath Bomb Set £10

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