BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0003

PMT Bath Potion

£10

BATH BOMB SET

The month is being unreasonable. This is not a truce with your hormones. It is a truce with the bathroom door.

Some months arrive reasonable. Others arrive already annoyed before you've said a word to them. This potion makes no claims about hormones, cycles, or anything medical; it simply softens the room. Geranium rounds off the sharp edges, lavender settles underneath, bergamot keeps it from going too sweet. The bath gets kinder. The month, eventually, follows.

Type Bath potion

Formats Bomb set · 350g bag · 7kg sack

Scent Geranium, lavender & bergamot

Feel Soft, rounded, kinder

Bomb set · 350g · 7kg

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THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

BATH POTIONS · LATHER LAGOON

A geranium, lavender and bergamot bath potion from Lather Lagoon, available as a set of three bath bombs, a 350 gram kraft pouch of sea-salt soak, or a 7 kilogram hessian sack. It makes no claims about what it does for the body during any particular week; it is simply a softer, rounder, kinder-smelling bath for when the month feels like it is picking a fight. Geranium leads warm and slightly floral, lavender eases in underneath, bergamot lifts the whole thing just enough that it never turns cloying. Drop a bomb into warm running water and let it dissolve, or scoop two to three teaspoons of the salt soak in as the tap runs.

Geranium, lavender and bergamot, for when the calendar gets personal.

WHAT IT IS

What it's actually like

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Geranium

Lavender

Bergamot

Warm, soft water

Sharp edges

What it gets up to

Geranium rounds, lavender softens, bergamot lifts. A kinder-smelling bath for a month that could use one, no promises beyond that.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sodium Chloride, Pelargonium Graveolens, Lavandula Angustifolia, Citrus Bergamia, Linalool, Citronellol, Limonene, Geraniol, Citral, CI 19140, CI 42090

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Linalool, Citronellol, Limonene, Geraniol, Citral. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

A softer room, no promises

Kept for the weeks that arrive already cross. Geranium and lavender round off whatever's sharp, nothing more claimed.

A bath that doesn't argue back

Bergamot keeps the blend lifted rather than heavy, so the water feels kind rather than sedative.

A door worth closing

Twenty minutes where the only demand on you is staying in the warm water.

The unreasonable-month soak

For whichever week decided to pick a fight. The bath, at least, will not join in.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

PEACE for turning the volume of a day down

SANCTUARY for making a home feel on your side

FROM THE KEEPERS

How to use it

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Bath bomb set: run a warm bath and drop one bomb in whole. Let it fizz all the way out before you get in.
Salt soak (350g pouch or 7kg sack): scoop two to three teaspoons into the water as it runs and swirl until dissolved.
Soak for as long as the door stays shut. The floor can get slippery after, so take care getting out.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external bath use only. Formats differ: the bath bomb set fizzes out fully in the water before you get in; the 350g pouch or 7kg sack salt soak uses 2 to 3 teaspoons dissolved in running water. Avoid contact with eyes; rinse well with clean water if it happens. Keep out of reach of children and pets. The bath and floor can be slippery once salt or fizz residue is in the water, so take care getting in and out. Contains fragrance (Linalool, Citronellol, Limonene, Geraniol, Citral); if you have sensitive skin, patch test first and stop use if any irritation occurs.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE CURRENTLY-CROSS ONEFOR THE ONE WHOSE MONTH PICKED A FIGHTNothing about this fixes anything medical. It just makes the room softer while she waits it out.A ceasefire, gift-wrapped.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE WON'T-ADMIT-IT ONEFOR THE ONE WHO WON'T ASK FOR SOFTNESSThey'll say they're fine. Send the bath anyway. Geranium does the asking for you.Softness, delivered regardless.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE SEASONED NEGOTIATORFOR THE ONE WHO ALREADY KNOWS THE DRILLThey've done this dance before and know exactly which weeks need softening. Add this to the routine.Reinforcements, warm and floral.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone expecting this to do anything a doctor should be doing instead. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

A ceasefire with the bathroom door

Lather Lagoon keeps this potion for the weeks that arrive already cross. It does not negotiate with anything medical; it simply makes the bathroom softer and the door easier to close behind you. Geranium rounds the sharp edges, lavender settles them further, bergamot keeps the whole thing from going flat. Some fights you don't win. You just get a kinder room to have them in.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Geranium rounds the edges, lavender softens further, bergamot lifts just enough to stop it going flat.” — the entire official entry. The Desk considers it sufficient.

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Leave the salt. Keep arguing with the calendar.

Go back to gritting your teeth through it with nothing but resentment and low expectations. Or drop the bomb, scoop the salt, and let geranium, lavender and bergamot round off the sharpest edges of the week. From nine pounds fifty. Bomb set, 350g pouch, or 7kg sack.

You wanted the room kinder. Here it is, no medical paperwork attached.

LATHER LAGOON

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