SUGAR BODY SCRUBS · LATHER LAGOON · Nº 0006

Strawberry Rum Sugar Body Scrub

£10

Ripe mischief with rum in the paperwork.

Strawberry arrives ripe and slightly unlawful. Rum warmth rides in the paperwork. Sugar grit circles. Shea butter softens the getaway. Tiny seeds join the raid without filing a proper plan.

Kept for

ripe raid moods
warm buff evenings
arm getaways
guest sniff theatre

Type Sugar body scrub

Size 300g

Scent Strawberry rum

Feel Ripe sugar grit

300g

SMALL-BATCH FREE UK OVER £50 UK DISPATCH

THE PLAIN ANSWER

What this actually is

Second strongest opening. Behave accordingly.

SUGAR BODY SCRUBS · LATHER LAGOON

A 300g sugar body scrub with strawberry rum fragrance, shea butter, oils and poppy seeds. Scoop onto wet or dry skin, massage in circles, rinse with warm water, pat dry and moisturise. Use one to two times a week for a gentle buff.

Strawberry rum, smuggled onto the buff shelf.

WHAT IT IS

What the polish picks up

Note by note, and what it gets up to.

Note by note

Ripe strawberry

Rum warmth

Tiny-seed grit

Shea soft finish

Pirate committee

What it gets up to

Ripe strawberry leads, rum warmth follows, sugar and tiny-seed grit work, and shea leaves a soft finish that refuses to behave.

THE PARTICULARS

The facts, and everything in it

The plain facts, and every last thing inside.

The essentials

FormatSugar body scrub

WeightApprox. 300g

ScentStrawberry rum

LookRipe red tint

UseScoop, massage, rinse 1–2×/week

Vegan-friendlyYes

Cruelty-freeYes

MadeUK

INGREDIENTS · INCI

Sucrose, Persea Gratissima Oil, Prunus Persica Kernel Oil, Butyrospermum parkii Butter, parfum, Papaver Somniferum Seed, CI 45430, CI 18050, Amyl Cinnamal

ALLERGEN ADVICE

Contains fragrance allergens: Amyl Cinnamal. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

THE CASE FOR IT

Why you want it

Reasons, not filler.

Ripe grit with decent manners

Sugar and tiny seeds lift dull patches so skin feels smoother, which is more helpful than most rumours about rum.

Shea softens the getaway

Oils and shea butter stay after rinse, so the finish feels soft rather than like you escaped through a hedge.

Strawberry that refuses to whisper

Ripe fragrance with a rum wink. Loud enough for guests. Soft enough for neglected arms.

Weekly buff without the lecture

One to two uses a week for people who want softer skin and refuse moral guidance from a spa pamphlet.

FILED BY THE MOOD IT KEEPS

PASSION for evenings with an agenda

INDULGE for treating yourself like a guest you actually like

FROM THE KEEPERS

Scoop, circle, deny the pirate

Four steps. Nobody’s watching.

Nobody reads these. Then everybody reads these.

Scoop a little onto wet or dry skin.
Massage in gentle circles. Ripe raids are optional; grit is not.
Rinse with warm water. Pat dry, then moisturise.
Use one to two times a week. External use only.

SAFETY NOTICEPATCH TEST FIRST FILEDTHE SENSIBLE DESK

The sensible bit

For external use only. Scoop a little onto wet or dry skin, massage in gentle circles, rinse with warm water, pat dry and moisturise. Use one to two times a week; Avoid contact with eyes; if any gets in, rinse well with clean water. Keep out of reach of children and pets. The floor can be slippery, so take care; Made in the UK. Vegan and cruelty-free. Contains fragrance allergens: Amyl Cinnamal. If you have sensitive skin, patch test first.

FOR GIVING AWAY

Who it is for

Who lights up, and who to spare.

TO: THE RIPE-BEFORE-BODY PROBLEMFOR THE RIPE LOYALIST WITH DRY ARMSThey buy strawberry everything and still neglect the rest of the building. Close the gap with grit.Gap, closed.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE LANDLOCKED RUM ROMANTICFOR THE ONE WHO ROMANTISES RUM WITH NO BOATNo schooner. Plenty of opinions. Give them a scrub that smells like a raid with better plumbing.Boat optional.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

TO: THE RIPE-RUMOUR HOSTFOR THE HOST WHO LIKES SWEET CONFUSIONAnyone departing the shower asking why it smells like strawberries inherited a secret is unpaid PR.Queries welcome.STRING INCLUDED · WRAPPED ON REQUEST

DO NOT GIFT TO: Anyone who thinks strawberry belongs only on pavlovas. THE DESK ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

BELOW THE SURFACE

From our Wurld

The part the catalogue cannot explain.

Ripe haul smuggles past Desk

In Lather Lagoon, strawberry rum tried to smuggle itself past the Desk as a ripe filing. Caught, reassigned, and issued sugar grit with shea butter as bail. Surfacefolk now circle warm buff onto skin and depart smelling like a raid that somehow improved neglected arms. Pirates were not consulted.

TORN FROM THE LATHER LAGOON LEDGER

“Circled twice. Softened once. Declared the haul seaworthy.” — still denying that rum ever entered the filing cabinet.

ENTERED BY Ruby Hull, Ripe Manifest Clerk

LAST CHANCE ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE THE HATCH

Your arms have smelled the rum.

You are involved with Strawberry Rum Sugar Body Scrub now. Scoop. Circle. Soften. Or return to the lotion that smells like nothing happened. The ripe haul will understand. It will keep the manifest.

You wanted ripe grit with a rum wink. Take it.

LATHER LAGOON

Strawberry Rum Sugar Body Scrub · ONE SIZE £10

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AN ARM’S REACH